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Words

Words Words Here is Will and Guy’s collection of Words: Topics on This Page Out of the Mouths of SchoolChildrenDylan at the Supermarket   More Words on Other Pages Back to school jokesFunny excuse notesSchoolboy howlersSchool answering phoneTeachers’ StoriesMore Teacher’s TalesCollection of Funny Children’s Stories Out of the Mouths of School Children.  Kindly sent in …

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Jokes

Tommy Cooper Jokes and One Liners So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house. He said: I am not stopping you. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn\’t find any. Tommy Cooper was a great comedian, Will and Guy love …

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Mobile Phone Jokes

Doctor Jokes – Simulators Wap 1 Jokes Doctors Two Plain WAP – Plain WAP – Doctor Index PHP Cooperism PHP PHP Plain (Title) Dr Joke Google  (Sony and  Sharp) PHP   Ad2 Triple P – Dr X-ray Triple PPP – Advert only XHTMLCafe Example Cooperisms CooperismDT  (Sony Siemens) MZ CooperismsMobile  (SharpSiemens Sony) Perl

WAP Phone Jokes

Doctor Jokes – Simulators Wap 1 Jokes Doctors Two Plain WAP – Plain WAP – Doctor Index PHP Cooperism PHP PHP Plain (Title) Dr Joke Google  (Sony and  Sharp) PHP   Ad2 Triple P – Dr X-ray Triple PPP – Advert only XHTMLCafe Example Cooperisms CooperismDT  (Sony Siemens) MZ CooperismsMobile  (SharpSiemens Sony) Perl

WAP Phone Jokes

Doctor Jokes – Simulators Cooperisms Long1 Cooperism PHP PHP Plain (Title) Dr Joke Google  (Sony and  Sharp) PHP   Ad2 Triple P – Dr X-ray Triple PPP – Advert only XHTMLCafe Example Cooperisms CooperismDT  (Sony Siemens) MZ CooperismsMobile  (SharpSiemens Sony) Perl

WAP Phone Jokes

Doctor Jokes – Simulators The content of element type “body” must match”(h1|h2|h3|h4|h5|h6|ul|ol|dl|p|div|pre|blockquote|address|hr|table|form|fieldset)*”.Cause: Only certain tags are allowed immediately after the tagSolution: This message indicates that markup immediately following the tagshould be one of the tags in the list e.g.Incorrect: Hello World! Correct: Look for GOT values <html xmlns=”http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml”> Triple PPP – Advert only <!DOCTYPE html …

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WAP Phone Jokes

Cooperisms So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house.He said:I am not stopping you. Went to the paper shop -it had blown away. ‘;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ad_type’]=’text’;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘channel’]=’9372242125′;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘client’]=’pub-4197522922628043′;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_border’]=’6728B2′;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_bg’]=’FFFFFF’;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_link’]=’0000CC’;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_text’]=’000000′;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_url’]=’008000′;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘format’]=’mobile_single’;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘https’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTPS’];$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘host’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_HOST’];$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ip’]=$_SERVER[‘REMOTE_ADDR’];$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘markup’]=’xhtml’;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘output’]=’xhtml’;$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ref’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_REFERER’];$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘url’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_HOST’] . $_SERVER[‘REQUEST_URI’];$GLOBALS[‘google’][‘useragent’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_USER_AGENT’];require(‘http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.php’); ?>

Police Humour

Police Car Stuck in ConcreteThis Picture Shows an Even Unluckier Police carPolice Car Stolen For Police Who Distrust CarsPolice SlowYoung police officer in need of a drink?Funny Police Car? Or New Police Chariot!Funny Police Pics – Live Alligator in Car Win a Free Ride in a Police Car   1) Funny Police Car Stuck in …

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Chad on Walls and Kilroy was here

Chad on the walls, and Kilroy everywhere, two old favourites. 1) Kilroy Was Here There are numerous legends surrounding the origin of the catch phrase: ‘Kilroy was here’. What happened was that during the 1940’s a plague of graffiti appeared on walls all over Europe.  If you have a Grandfather or Uncle who lived through …

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