Words Words Here is Will and Guy’s collection of Words: Topics on This Page Out of the Mouths of School Children Dylan at the Supermarket More Words on Other Pages Back to school jokes Funny excuse notes Schoolboy howlers School answering phone Teachers’ Stories More Teacher’s Tales Collection of Funny Children’s Stories Out of …
Tommy Cooper Jokes and One Liners So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house. He said: I am not stopping you. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn\’t find any. Tommy Cooper was a great comedian, Will and Guy love …
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Cooperisms So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house. He said: I am not stopping you. Went to the paper shop – it had blown away. ‘; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ad_type’]=’text’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘channel’]=’9372242125′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘client’]=’pub-4197522922628043′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_border’]=’6728B2′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_bg’]=’FFFFFF’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_link’]=’0000CC’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_text’]=’000000′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_url’]=’008000′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘format’]=’mobile_single’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘https’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTPS’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘host’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_HOST’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ip’]=$_SERVER[‘REMOTE_ADDR’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘markup’]=’xhtml’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘output’]=’xhtml’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ref’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_REFERER’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘url’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_HOST’] . $_SERVER[‘REQUEST_URI’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘useragent’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_USER_AGENT’]; …
Police Car Stuck in Concrete This Picture Shows an Even Unluckier Police car Police Car Stolen For Police Who Distrust Cars Police Slow Young police officer in need of a drink? Funny Police Car? Or New Police Chariot! Funny Police Pics – Live Alligator in Car Win a Free Ride in a Police Car …
Chad on the walls, and Kilroy everywhere, two old favourites. 1) Kilroy Was Here There are numerous legends surrounding the origin of the catch phrase: ‘Kilroy was here’. What happened was that during the 1940’s a plague of graffiti appeared on walls all over Europe. If you have a Grandfather or Uncle who lived through …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Eternal Rivalry – Army an Navy An old Sailor and an old Fleet Air Arm were sitting in the Duke of Buckingham arguing about who’ d had the tougher career. ‘I did 30 years in the Corps, ‘the …