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Tommy Cooper Jokes and One Liners So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house. He said: I am not stopping you. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn\’t find any. Tommy Cooper was a great comedian, Will and Guy love …
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Chad on the walls, and Kilroy everywhere, two old favourites. 1) Kilroy Was Here There are numerous legends surrounding the origin of the catch phrase: ‘Kilroy was here’. What happened was that during the 1940’s a plague of graffiti appeared on walls all over Europe. If you have a Grandfather or Uncle who lived through …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Eternal Rivalry – Army an Navy An old Sailor and an old Fleet Air Arm were sitting in the Duke of Buckingham arguing about who’ d had the tougher career. ‘I did 30 years in the Corps, ‘the …