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Words

Words Words Here is Will and Guy’s collection of Words: Topics on This Page Out of the Mouths of School Children Dylan at the Supermarket  Sponsored Links  ∇ More Words on Other Pages Back to school jokes Funny excuse notes Schoolboy howlers School answering phone Teachers’ Stories More Teacher’s Tales Collection of Funny Children’s Stories …

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Jokes

Tommy Cooper Jokes and One Liners So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house. He said: I am not stopping you. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn\’t find any. Tommy Cooper was a great comedian, Will and Guy love …

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WAP Phone Jokes

Jokes for Mobile Phones Doctor Jokes – Simulators Wap 1 Jokes Doctors Two Plain WAP – Plain WAP – Doctor Index PHP Cooperism PHP PHP Plain (Title) Dr Joke Google  (Sony and  Sharp) PHP   Ad2 Triple P – Dr X-ray                                                                   Triple PPP – Advert only XHTML Cafe Example Cooperisms CooperismDT  (Sony Siemens) MZ CooperismsMobile  …

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WAP Phone Jokes

Jokes for Mobile Phones Doctor Jokes – Simulators Wap 1 Jokes Doctors Two Plain WAP – Plain WAP – Doctor Index PHP Cooperism PHP PHP Plain (Title) Dr Joke Google  (Sony and  Sharp) PHP   Ad2 Triple P – Dr X-ray                                                                   Triple PPP – Advert only XHTML Cafe Example Cooperisms CooperismDT  (Sony Siemens) MZ CooperismsMobile  …

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Jokes for Mobile Phones (PHP) Doctor Jokes – Simulators Cooperisms Long1 Cooperism PHP PHP Plain (Title) Dr Joke Google  (Sony and  Sharp) PHP   Ad2 Triple P – Dr X-ray                                                                   Triple PPP – Advert only XHTML Cafe Example Cooperisms CooperismDT  (Sony Siemens) MZ CooperismsMobile  (Sharp Siemens Sony) Perl

WAP Phone Jokes

Ideas Doctor Jokes – Simulators The content of element type “body” must match “(h1|h2|h3|h4|h5|h6|ul|ol|dl|p|div|pre|blockquote|address|hr|table|form|fieldset)*”. Cause: Only certain tags are allowed immediately after the tag Solution: This message indicates that markup immediately following the tag should be one of the tags in the list e.g. Incorrect: Hello World! Correct: Look for GOT values  <html xmlns=”http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml”>                                                                   …

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WAP Phone Jokes

Cooperisms So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house. He said: I am not stopping you. Went to the paper shop – it had blown away. ‘; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ad_type’]=’text’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘channel’]=’9372242125′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘client’]=’pub-4197522922628043′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_border’]=’6728B2′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_bg’]=’FFFFFF’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_link’]=’0000CC’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_text’]=’000000′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘color_url’]=’008000′; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘format’]=’mobile_single’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘https’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTPS’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘host’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_HOST’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ip’]=$_SERVER[‘REMOTE_ADDR’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘markup’]=’xhtml’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘output’]=’xhtml’; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘ref’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_REFERER’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘url’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_HOST’] . $_SERVER[‘REQUEST_URI’]; $GLOBALS[‘google’][‘useragent’]=$_SERVER[‘HTTP_USER_AGENT’]; …

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Jokes

The patient had a waffle for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. #!/usr/bin/perl use LWP::UserAgent; use Time::HiRes qw(gettimeofday); use URI::Escape; sub google_append_color { @color_array = split(/,/, $_[0]); return $color_array[$_[1] % @color_array]; } $google_dt = sprintf(“%.0f”, 1000 * gettimeofday()); $google_scheme = ($ENV{“HTTPS”} eq “on”) ? “https://” : “http://”; $google_host = uri_escape($google_scheme . $ENV{“HTTP_HOST”}); $google_ad_url = “http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/ads?” . …

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Police Humour

Police Humour Will and Guy’s Collection of Police Humour Police Car Stuck in Concrete This Picture Shows an Even Unluckier Police car Police Car Stolen For Police Who Distrust Cars Police Slow Young police officer in need of a drink? Funny Police Car? Or New Police Chariot! Funny Police Pics – Live Alligator in Car …

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