Clean, family-friendly humour since 2004
Funny Jokes, Stories & Pictures
Thousands of clean jokes, funny pictures and true-but-unbelievable stories collected by Will and Guy over twenty years – from Christmas cracker jokes to the funniest warning labels ever printed.
Browse Jokes by Category
Pick a topic – every page is clean and safe to share with the whole family.
🎉 Jokes for Every Season
Every holiday has its own guide – the best jokes, stories, pictures and the history behind the celebration.
🎃 Halloween Jokes & Stories
Spooky but never scary – perfect for October.
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Funny Halloween Drinks
Funny Halloween Drinks. Everyone has their favorite tipple at Samhain; see our pumpkin ale, witches brew and dracula’s cocktail.
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Short Halloween Ghost Stories
Short Halloween ghost stories for children. Each year as the nights began to draw in, my uncle John would tell…
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Halloween Sayings
Funny Halloween Sayings. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. – Kurt Vonnegut. Tis now the very witching time…
🎄 Christmas Jokes & Stories
Cracker jokes, Santa stories and festive traditions – get ready for the big day.
⭐ Will & Guy’s Favourites
The jokes and pictures that still make Will and Guy laugh after twenty years.
🏆 Readers’ All-Time Favourites
The pages readers search for, share and link to most.
- Olympic Scandals
- Cool Easter Eggs
- Farming Jokes & Stories
- Retirement Jokes
- Funny Farewell Speeches
- Welsh Humour
- Scottish Jokes
- Best Irish Jokes
- Edinburgh Fringe Jokes
- Short Christmas Stories
- Labor Day Jokes
- Funny Pub Names
- Funny Drinking Stories
- Really Funny Surnames
- Funny Tech Support Calls
- Best Colemanballs
- Funny Marriage Stories
- Funny Warning Labels
- Funny Oxymorons
- Wife Carrying Championships
😊 How Are You Feeling?
Pick a mood and we’ll find the laughs.
☀️ Feeling good?
Keep the smile going.
🌧️ Need cheering up?
A guaranteed lift.
📸 Funny Pictures
Our favourite photos, cartoons and visual gags.
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Snails
Will and Guy’s collection of interesting snail jokes, stories and pictures.
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Fantastic Illusion
Fantastic illusion with spinning dots. What Guy found was that he could control the spinning by widening his eyes, developing…
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Cake Art
Cake Art. Beautifully decorated cakes can be a joy to behold, but cakes decorated to resemble famous pieces of art…
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Funny Goat Stories and Amusing Pictures
Funny goat pictures, jokes and funny stories. Phil and Andy are out hiking through the woods when they notice a…
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Wood Stacking Art
Wood stacking art. The next time you are stacking wood take inspiration from these examples. Combine the science of stack…
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3D Optical Illusions
3D Optical Illusions Drawing such as the devil’s tuning fork are examples of impossible objects.
📖 Funny Stories
Short stories, shaggy-dog tales and strange-but-true news.
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Portsmouth Interesting Facts
Interesting facts about Portsmouth, Hampshire England. Portsmouth appears on the oldest surviving route map of Great Britain
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The Shrovetide Spectre
When is Shrove Tuesday? It is Easter that fixes the date of Shrove Tuesday (Pancake day). See our pancake jokes.…
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Funny Ancient History Jokes
Funny ancient history jokes. Philogelos, or ‘The Laughter Lover’, a book of wisecracks.
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Gardening Jokes and Funny Stories
Gardening jokes and funny stories. If you wish to be happy forever and ever, make a garden.
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Funny World Cup Jokes and Football Stories Brazil 2014
Jokes for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Why won’t the English fans get a cup of tea during the…
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Lateness Humour
Lateness humour, jokes funny stories based around being late. Suddenly his rod bent double, and the reel screamed as line…
🐶 Animal Jokes
Cats, dogs, penguins and more.
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Funny Archaeology Jokes
Funny archaeology jokes. Archaeologists are fickle. They’re always dating other people. See more archaeological humour.
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Clean Circus Jokes
Will and Guy’s Funny Circus Jokes Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste…
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Cat and Dog Stories
Cat and Dog Stories. A cat and a dog, which have recently given birth in China, are taking it in…
About Will and Guy’s Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes began life in 2004 as Will and Guy’s humour site, guy-sports.com. Over the years Guy Thomas and Will collected clean jokes, funny pictures, strange-but-true news stories, special days and traditions from around the world – always with the rule that nothing should offend. Today the whole collection lives here, sorted into easy-to-browse categories.