Special Jokes
Here are funny jokes, funny stories and interesting articles covering events throughout the year. We have whole sections covering the major festivals, and single pages for the more specialized saints' days and zany anniversaries.- April Fools Jokes
- Cat Jokes
- Chinese New Year Jokes
- Christmas Jokes
- Computer Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- Halloween Jokes
- Food Jokes
- Football Jokes
- Funny Cat Pictures
- Independence Day Jokes
- Irish Jokes
- Kids Jokes
- Mardi Gras Jokes
- New Year Jokes
- Pirate Jokes
- Retirement Jokes
- School Jokes
- Scottish Jokes
- Sports Jokes
- St Patrick's Day Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Valentine's Day Jokes
- Wedding Jokes
Life After Marriage
Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?' 'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'
Ancient Jokes
Jokes have existed for over 4 thousand years. Philogelos or The Laughter Lover is the oldest surviving example of a joke book; it contains 260 jokes and was written by Hierokles and Philagrius in the fourth century. The jokes in The Laughter Lover have surprising modern themes, which are divided into categories such as Incompetents, people with bad breath and Intellectuals, who are often portrayed as those who lack common sense. In an ancient version of Monty Python's dead parrot sketch a Roman buys a slave, who dies shortly afterwards. When he complains to the seller, the Roman is told: "He didn't die when I owned him."Funny Pictures
Will and Guy interpret funny pictures as any images that we find interesting, or thought-provoking. Will and Guy forgot to mention
earlier that we have nothing to sell, thus we are free to include anything we just plain enjoy, and hope that you find something enjoyable in each section.
Amusing Short Stories
Will and Guy love a good yarn; here is our collection of stories that bring a wry smile at the surreal setting, unexpected connection, or memorable punch line. One of our favourite games-within-a-game, is to modify old jokes to different settings.- After-dinner Stories
- Comedians - One-liners
- Free Short Stories
- Funny Short Stories
- Strange But True
- Tests
- Urban Myths
Will and Guy's Humour
Will and Guy really believe that we have discovered the secret of a successful funny joke site - variety. With normal joke sites and joke books, you get loads of pages all with the same theme. The result is you soon get bored. However, with our site you never know what type of joke, picture or story will follow next, thus you get a constant drip feed of fresh nuggets that will keep a smile on your face.Examples of Will and Guy's Clean Jokes and Funny Stories
Schoolboy Howlers - A Rich Source of Jokes
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Whacked
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Tales from Travel Agents
Fastest Jet in America An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!