Here is Will and Guy’s collection of short tales featuring moggies, felines and kittens. BagpussCats – FourViolet’s Revenge by Charlene WexlerCat and Mouse JokesTrue Cat StoriesCat Stories for ChildrenKitten StoryCat Nap Amusing Cat Flush Story Funny Cat Flush – Story Behind The Story The truth is that a cat in Santa Clara California really …
The Four Cats! On Coffee Break?Return of the Four Cats Smokey goes under cover The Four Cats! T-Square, Spreadsheet, Measure and Coffee Break Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government …
Cat and Mice in HeavenCat Get’s Its Mouse Cat Uses One of Nine LivesBug-eyed Cat Cat and Mice in Heaven A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’ The …
The cat could very well be man’s best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson Funny Cat Jokes Two Funny Cat JokesTen Funny, Clean, Short Cat JokesCat and ChessHow To Give a Cat a PillCats Sleep Anywhere Two Funny Cat Jokes Two female cats are sitting on the fence passing the …
How you behave toward cats here below, will determine your status in heaven.Robert A. Heinlein Funny Cat Pictures and Stories Cat Walks Through theValley of DeathCat Nap?CatAdopts Bird Cat Gets the CreamCat, Bear or Godzilla?Cat’sDiaryCat and MouseCatfish? No -Cat Fish!How To Give a Cat a PillJokeThe Infinite Cat Project Cat Walks Through the Valley …
Every successful TV cartoon programme must have a likeable character such as Bagpuss the cat. The Bagpuss Concept One secret of Bagpuss’s success is the gentle way that he orchestrates the other characters. At the start of the programme you can literally see Bagpuss think – thought bubbles come out of his head. Emily brings, …
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. Ode to TyroneDelightful Story of A Cat SwimmingTrue Cat Story From Wales Ode to Tyrone By Charlene Wexler Tyrone, you are the greatest contortionist I’ve ever met. I can watch you change positions in your feline sleep for hours. Your …
Will and Guy’s quotes about cats researched from comedians, literature and films. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Top TenFascinating, Funny Sayings About Cats Are You a Cat Person?Funny Cats’ Sayings (anda Few Dogs’) Our Top TenFascinating, Funny Sayings About Cats There is no snooze button on a cat who …
