Here is Will and Guy’s collection of short tales featuring moggies, felines and kittens. Bagpuss Cats – Four Violet’s Revenge by Charlene Wexler Cat and Mouse Jokes True Cat Stories Cat Stories for Children Kitten Story Cat Nap Amusing Cat Flush Story Funny Cat Flush – Story Behind The Story The truth is that …
The Four Cats! On Coffee Break? Return of the Four Cats Smokey goes under cover The Four Cats! T-Square, Spreadsheet, Measure and Coffee Break Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third a Chemist and the fourth man was a …
Cat and Mice in Heaven Cat Get’s Its Mouse Cat Uses One of Nine Lives Bug-eyed Cat Cat and Mice in Heaven A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, ‘You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.’ The …
How you behave toward cats here below, will determine your status in heaven. Robert A. Heinlein Funny Cat Pictures and Stories Cat Walks Through the Valley of Death Cat Nap? Cat Adopts Bird Cat Gets the Cream Cat, Bear or Godzilla? Cat’s Diary Cat and Mouse Catfish? No – Cat Fish! How To Give a …
The cat could very well be man’s best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson Funny Cat Jokes Two Funny Cat Jokes Ten Funny, Clean, Short Cat Jokes Cat and Chess How To Give a Cat a Pill Cats Sleep Anywhere Two Funny Cat Jokes Two female cats are sitting on the …
Every successful TV cartoon programme must have a likeable character such as Bagpuss the cat. The Bagpuss Concept One secret of Bagpuss’s success is the gentle way that he orchestrates the other characters. At the start of the programme you can literally see Bagpuss think – thought bubbles come out of his head. Emily brings, …
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. Ode to Tyrone Delightful Story of A Cat Swimming True Cat Story From Wales Ode to Tyrone By Charlene Wexler Tyrone, you are the greatest contortionist I’ve ever met. I can watch you change positions in your feline sleep for …
Will and Guy’s quotes about cats researched from comedians, literature and films. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. Top Ten Fascinating, Funny Sayings About Cats Are You a Cat Person? Funny Cats’ Sayings (and a Few Dogs’) Our Top Ten Fascinating, Funny Sayings About Cats There is no snooze button …
