Animal Jokes

CatsDogsOther MammalsFishy TalesReptilesBird PicturesDucks and Chickens All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell  Δ Mammals Bear Bird FeederBuffaloDogs LifeCats PicturesCowsDolphinsDon’t Feed the AnimalsElephant Pictures and JokesElephant BabyFerret PicturesFoxGiraffe PictureHedgehogsHippo and the TortoiseHorse ArtKoala BearsLionMolesMonkeyOtter with ballPanda with cubPigsPig OlympicsRabbit with SnakeRabbit Easter Bunny JokesRabbit Easter Bunny PicRabbit StoriesSealSquirrel on …

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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser.  If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Let’s Go and Feed the Ducks Here is a true story about Mallard Ducks.  There is no punch line, no moral, just a captivating account of Pauline and Guy’s experience of Mallard ducks. Neither my wife Pauline nor …

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Elephants remind me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. WC Fields Baby Elephant picture – Calf having funElephant keeping dry?Elephant playing footballFunny Elephant PicturesElephant’s Nest Naughty elephantThe story of elephant paintingDifferences between African and Indian ElephantsBest Elephant jokeCringing …

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Puffin Fishing   Puffin Fishing One Lump or Two? Dennis, a carpet fitter, had just finished laying a carpet for Mrs Branch. He popped outside out for a smoke, only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes. He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room, under the carpet, what appeared …

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  Will and Guy are collecting funny reptile stories and pictures. CrocodileTortoise and HippoTortoise andCatSnakesFrogs (Strictly speaking,amphibians) More Funny Animal Pictures and Videos Animal videosAnimal indexCamouflage in NatureCow Car RideInteresting factsLassieOdysseySnake and RabbitSean the Sheep   Snake Boy Ten Random Fascinating Facts About Reptiles There are 8,240 species of reptiles in the world, inhabiting everycontinent …

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Pig banned from football match in St PetersburgFarm worker attacked by herd of pigsEngland fan’s £1m insurance cover for World Cup trauma   FootballPig Stories  Pig BannedFrom FootballMatch in St Petersburg A Russian farmer who tried to take his pig to a top football game was barred after police decided it could ‘incite a riot’. …

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Here is Will and Guy’s collection of jokes, funny stories and videos on the subject of ducks and chickens. An Example of Imprinting – Duck Road Calming Ann Martin, 63, of Portesham, Dorset taught ducks to follow her from a nearby pond, and then to cross the road.  Ann’s idea is to slow speeding drivers, …

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  We have a wide variety of funny animal stories, furthermore, these mammalian tales are interspersed with funny pictures and information that Will and Guy find interesting. More Funny Animal Pictures and Videos   Dormouse Speak Mrs Dormouse was stealing food from the kitchen with her children, when Slats, the cat pounced. Encouraging her children …

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We have a wide variety of funny bird stories, furthermore, these avian tales areinterspersed with funny bird pictures and information that Will and Guy findinteresting. Bird fluBirds PPTBirds on WireBudgie StoryCockatoo VideoEagle Rebirth (PPT)FlamingoHummingbirdsKitten and BudgerigarOstrichOwl PicturesPecking orderPigeonParrot StoriesPenguin PicturesPenguin StoriesPuffinsRobins – Bird ofPraySeagull GenderSeagull StoriesWhite PeacockWhite Stork   Elvis has a New Pair of …

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Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he’ll eat for weeks! Toshihiro Kawabata Fishy Stories and Pictures Fish For TicketFishy StoryFunny Fishy PicturesFish Video with Bill DanceCatfishJackson Jokes Hunting and Shooting Jokes Funny Hunting JokesShooting Self VideoFarmer StoriesCountryside HumourHiking JokesSkimming StonesTurkey Shooting at Thanksgiving   …

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