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Funny Food Jokes and Amusing Pictures

Will and Guy have a wide range of food jokes, funny pictures and amusing stories.  Variety really is the spice of life. Food Jokes on this Page House-Husband Cooking?Amusing Dieting YarnsFood and Diet TriviaJoke Items on Menus Whole Pages of Funny Food Items Barbecue Jokes and StoriesBiscuit JokesBiscuit CityChili Taster YarnChinese Food StoriesChocolate Fun FactsChocolate …

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Couch Potato Jokes

Will and Guy’s collection of funny, silly and surprising jokes in honour of the humble potato. Potato Sack exercise for improved strength and fitnessJob for a Potato?Funny Potato JokesKnow Your TatersOur Resident Couch PotatoPotato FestivalLeak Soup?Twelve Rules of Life   Potato Sack exercise for improved strength and fitness: Will has just come across this exercise, …

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Whopper Burger Eating Competition Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub

Whopper Burger Eating CompetitionBurger King’s left handed whopperTrivia about McDonald’sHot Dog ChampionReal Life at Drive Thru Burger Bars Chicken Wing ChampionNew world ice cream eating record Whopper Burger Eating Competition Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub, in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, already held the title by eating a 6lb burger; owners thought a 15-pound burger eating competition would prove …

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Funny Food Stories

Here is our collection of amusing stories involving waiters, waitresses,pizza, eggs and more types of food. Allegedly True Food Story From The USA How do you like your chicken?Funny Foody StoriesNew Curry MenuDid You Know? – FunnyFood Facts   Only in America – AllegedlyTrue Food Story From The USA FBIagents conducted a raid of a …

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Funny English Idioms

English Menu (Ingliz Menuyu)Alternative Chinese English MenuPigeon’s MilkFunny English JokesTurkey – Bodrum Airlines   English Menu (Ingliz Menuyu) William Dalrymple was born in Scotland and has become an internationally acclaimed writer of many travel books.  He wrote a book, at the age of 22, called ‘In Xanadu’ which was published in 1989. In his book …

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Funny Biscuit Jokes

We realize that in the USA they would call a biscuit a cookie. Biscuit Tin FightTakes the biscuit?Crumb-down Keep Taking the Biscuits?Fancy a Nosebag? Biscuit Tin Fight Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin? The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with …

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Funny Fitness Workouts

Lose weight and have a laugh. Will’s Funny Fitness WorkoutAn Effective WorkoutAmusing and Funny Fitness Tales and JokesA Diet is a Weigh of LifeFunny Diet QuotesWhen you know it’s time to diet   Will’s Funny Fitness Workout The Doctor has told Will that he should start a fitness programme. ……..and Will, not wanting to harm …

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Funny Diet Tips

Never tell anyone that you’re, going on a diet, exercising, or quitting smoking.  They’ll encourage you to death.  Lynn Johnston Dieting is a Weigh of LifeFunny Diet ScalesDiet Products that can be Bought in JapanHot Diet News and TipsFunny Diet JokesFloor Collapses During Weight Watchers’ Weigh-inFunny Diet Diary   Dieting is a Weigh of Life …

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Value of Food From the Doctor’s Desk

Advice on which foods will give you relief from specific illnesses.See our PowerPoint Presentation on associations between food and curing common complaints. Headache?  EatPlenty of Fish Bladder infection? – Drink plenty of cranberry juice High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria Bone problems – Eat pineapples Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese …

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