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One-liners Weather Snippets Careers may end in this way (Good One-liners) One-liners Gandhi was once asked what he thought of Western Civilisation. Gandhi replied, ‘I think that it would be a very good idea.’ A father who called his son ‘Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred’ – the amount he had to pay in local …
June’s Candidates for Loser of the Month Man uses Petrol as Cleaner Pants on Fire World Cup thief’s own goal Pickpocket – Picks wrong target Robbery Leaves Nasty Stink Some people are winners AND thieves: Sponsored Links ∇ First runner in our ‘Loser of the Month’ competition Man uses Petrol as Cleaner A man blew …
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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative drug on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match …
Letter of the Month – Dear Abby Letter of the Month – Dear Abby Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller …
These examples of ‘Misnomers’ were reported in The Guardian newspaper in February 2006. These words are both informative and amusing: 1. Arabic numerals originated in India. 2. The Peanut is a legume, [i.e. fruit/vegetable] not a nut. 3. Tin cans and tin foil are constructed from aluminium, not tin. 4. Madison Square Garden, USA is …
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