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Medical School Portsmouth v SouthamptonAnimal Soccer StoriesFootballertransferred for 15 kg of sausage meat Stop press. Latest news of the new Wembley Stadium Medical School A medical professor had just finished a lecture on the subject of mental health and started to give an oral quiz to the first years. Speaking specifically about manic depression, …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Only in America A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Olive, from County Westmeath, Ireland, arrives in England to live with her daughter and son in law. She is moving because of her poor health and brings with her most of her treasuredpossessions. These include a small piece …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Two Men in a Hospital Ward Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her handand is giving him a big ‘hello’. He is rather taken aback that such a …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p I wondered why anyone would put up a sign saying:Please Do Not Feed Seagulls The answer in an article fromthe South Devon newspaper the Herald Express.(See underneath the picture.) Helmets Deflect Seagull Attacks Workers at a Devon …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Irish DirectionsIrish RacingIrish Vestry Story Irish Directions My personal involvement with Irish humour came when I went on holiday to the west coast. I soon got lost in Lahinch and I wanted directions to get to Lisdoonvarna, when …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Dear Dad It is with a heavy heart that I write this letter. I decided to elope with my new girlfriend Tamara. We wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mum. I’ve found real passion with Tamara …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, RhodeIsland named Scott Williams who digs things out of his backyard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labelling them …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Today, when I awoke, I suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! There were times when I wondered if I would make it to today; but I did! And because I did I’m …
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