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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Patrick finished his shopping in the supermarket of his home village of Portchester. He ambled slowly in the noonday sunshine into the car park behind the shopping centre to put his bags in the boot of his car. …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p RSPCA Inspector Interviewed I heard, on the radio, earlier this week, a RSPCA Inspector being interviewed by the BBC journalist Peter Allen on his programme ‘ Drive’ on Radio 5 live. They discussed the types of call out …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Parrot Exposes Cheating Husband A cheating husband was exposed after his wife’s parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman’s name. Frank Ficker, 50, has now been kicked out of the family home by wife Petra, also 50, …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Only in America A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Olive, from County Westmeath, Ireland, arrives in England to live with her daughter and son in law. She is moving because of her poor health and brings with her most of her treasuredpossessions. These include a small piece …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Two Men in a Hospital Ward Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her handand is giving him a big ‘hello’. He is rather taken aback that such a …
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Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p I wondered why anyone would put up a sign saying:Please Do Not Feed Seagulls The answer in an article fromthe South Devon newspaper the Herald Express.(See underneath the picture.) Helmets Deflect Seagull Attacks Workers at a Devon …
Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser. If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Irish DirectionsIrish RacingIrish Vestry Story Irish Directions My personal involvement with Irish humour came when I went on holiday to the west coast. I soon got lost in Lahinch and I wanted directions to get to Lisdoonvarna, when …
