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Funny stories. God and Eve

‘God, I have a problem.’ ‘What’s your problem Eve?’ ‘I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious snake, but I’m just not happy, ‘ ‘And why is that Eve?’ ‘God, I am lonely and bored and I’m sick to death of apples.’ ‘Well …

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Short Halloween Stories For Kids

What do you call a lot of phantoms? A fraid of ghosts! The Legend of Bride’s Veil Bridge The Old Witch by The Brothers Grimm Uncle John’s Halloween Story Texas Halloween Investigation Halloween Jokes for Kids Two Longer Halloween Stories for Children   The Legend of Bride’s Head Bridge There’s a bridge near Hanover in …

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Short Halloween Ghost Stories

Here is our collection of short ghost stories for Samhain (Halloween). I read the other day in a book by a fashionable novelist that ghosts went out when the electric light came in. What nonsense.   Edith Wharton A Graveyard Tale A Massachusetts Ghost Story – Retold by S.E. Schlosser Toby, The Halloween Cat Texas Halloween …

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Funny Halloween Stories

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt the best? Dead end streets. Spooky Halloween Story – Zombie Mistaken for Murder Victim Hell Freezes Over at Halloween Halloween Aliens Stanley Spitfire Bear Tries Trick or Treat Arachnophobe Terrified At Halloween Time A New and Different “Ghost Train” Short Story A Witch on a Broomstick …

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Funny Snow Story

Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20F. The cold makes everything sparkle so.  Read on…. Diary of a Snow Shoveler Snow Shoveler With Therapist More Funny Pictures of Snowmen Another Funny Snow Story   Funny Snow Shoveling Story DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER December 8 – 6:00 PM It started …

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Short Funny Christmas Stories

Here is Will and Guy’s collection of short stories with a humorous and festive theme. Christmas Loser How They Forecast a Cold Winter Two Idiotic reactions to freezing weather Try Before You Buy Christmas Tree Stories Traditional Christmas Pudding Short Funny Xmas Story Christmas Queue Folly Mistletoe at the Airport   The Saga of the …

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Funny Snowman Stories

Will and Guy have collected these amusing stories of snowmen and snow women. Bus Mows Down Snowman HARVEY -Snowman Story Woman Dials Police To Report Snowman Theft Funny Christmas Stories   Saga of Bus Mowing Down Snowman A HAPLESS bus driver in the US has resigned after his bus was videoed colliding with a 1.2 …

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Funny New Year Stories

A New Year’s Wish New Year’s Eve Party – Phantom Guest? A New Year’s Wish On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his …

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The True Biblical Story of Christmas

Will and Guy dedicate this page to the remembrance of the true Christmas story.  In amongst the hurly-burly of commercial Christmas we wanted to created an oasis where we could re-tell the true Christmas story. The Christmas Story in a Nutshell From the King James Bible – Matthew’s Gospel The Christmas Story – Luke’s Gospel See …

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Wierd Jokes

Wierd Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language A Jackson Story Sherlock Holmes – Elementary Dear Watson Two Wierd Jokes that have stood the test of time Heroic Failures Short Jokes   Wierd Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language: 1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. ‘In English’, he said, ‘A …

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