Funny Stories

Funny

Funny stories. God and Eve

  ‘God, I have a problem.’ ‘What’syour problem Eve?’ ‘I know you created me and providedthis beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious snake, but I’m just not happy, ‘ ‘And why is that Eve?’ ‘God, I am lonely and bored and I’m sick to death of apples.’ ‘Well Eve, …

Funny stories. God and Eve Read More »

Short Halloween Stories For Kids

What do you call a lot of phantoms?A fraid of ghosts! The Legend ofBride’s Veil BridgeThe Old Witch by TheBrothers GrimmUncle John’s Halloween StoryTexas Halloween InvestigationHalloween Jokes for KidsTwo LongerHalloween Stories for Children   The Legend of Bride’s Head Bridge There’s a bridge near Hanover in Germany called ‘Der Kopf der Braut’,which means bride’s head.  …

Short Halloween Stories For Kids Read More »

Funny Halloween Stories

What kind of streets do zombies like to haunt the best? Dead end streets. Spooky Halloween Story – Zombie Mistaken for Murder VictimHell Freezes Over at Halloween Halloween AliensStanley SpitfireBear Tries Trick or TreatArachnophobe Terrified At Halloween TimeA New and Different “Ghost Train” Short Story A Witch on a Broomstick – School LogoThe Old Witch …

Funny Halloween Stories Read More »

Short Halloween Ghost Stories

Here is our collection of short ghost stories for Samhain (Halloween). I read the other day in a book by a fashionable novelist that ghostswent out when the electric light came in. What nonsense.   Edith Wharton A Graveyard TaleAMassachusetts Ghost Story – Retold by S.E. SchlosserToby, The Halloween CatTexas Halloween InvestigationFunny Ghost Stories for Halloween …

Short Halloween Ghost Stories Read More »

Funny Snow Story

Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20F. The cold makes everything sparkle so.  Read on…. Diary of a Snow ShovelerSnow Shoveler With TherapistMore Funny Pictures of SnowmenAnother Funny Snow Story   Funny Snow Shoveling Story DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER December 8 – 6:00 PM It started snowing.  The first …

Funny Snow Story Read More »

Short Funny Christmas Stories

Here is Will and Guy’s collection of short stories with a humorous and festive theme. Christmas LoserHow They Forecast a Cold WinterTwo Idiotic reactions to freezing weatherTry Before You BuyChristmas Tree StoriesTraditional Christmas PuddingShort Funny Xmas StoryChristmas Queue FollyMistletoe at the Airport   The Saga of the Christmas Loser Late home after a night out, …

Short Funny Christmas Stories Read More »

Funny Snowman Stories

Will and Guy have collected these amusing stories of snowmen and snow women. Bus Mows Down SnowmanHARVEY -Snowman Story Woman Dials Police To Report Snowman TheftFunny Christmas Stories   Saga of Bus Mowing Down Snowman A HAPLESS bus driver in the US has resigned after his bus was videoed colliding with a 1.2 metre snowman …

Funny Snowman Stories Read More »

Funny New Year Stories

A New Year’s WishNew Year’s Eve Party – Phantom Guest? A New Year’s Wish On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life …

Funny New Year Stories Read More »

The True Biblical Story of Christmas

Will and Guy dedicate this page to the remembrance of the true Christmas story.  In amongst the hurly-burly of commercial Christmas we wanted to created an oasis where we could re-tell the true Christmas story. The Christmas Story in a NutshellFrom the King James Bible – Matthew’s GospelThe Christmas Story – Luke’s GospelSee Christmas Traditions Around …

The True Biblical Story of Christmas Read More »

Wierd Jokes

Wierd Jokes Based on Clever Use of LanguageA Jackson StorySherlock Holmes – Elementary Dear WatsonTwo Wierd Jokes that have stood the test of timeHeroic FailuresShort Jokes   Wierd Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language: 1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. ‘In English’, he said, ‘A double negative forms a positive. …

Wierd Jokes Read More »