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- Vuvezula - Annoying People Since 1660
- Vuvuzela World Cup 2010 Songs
- England World Cup 2010 Jokes
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∇Vuvezula - The Original Version!

Tracing the Vuvuzela History
The vuvuzela is 65cm plastic blowing horn immortalised by the 2010 football World Cup. Owing to its simplicity the origins of the instrument is hard to trace. Similar blowing horns are found in Latin America, while those trying to trace it's origin via the Zulu name vuvuzela come up against synonyms notably lepatata.More Funny Vuvuzela Pictures
Vuvuzela - Annoying People Since 1660

Vuvuzela World Cup 2010 Songs


In the jungle, South African jungle
Three lions sleep tonight
Then
in the morning
The early morning
They have to catch a flight
A win
- no way
A win - no way
A win - no way
A win - no way
God's Football Team -v- Devil's Team
God, and the devil were each having a holiday in hyper-space. The
topic of conversation turned to who could turn out the best football team.
Much to the God's surprise the devil proposed a football match to settle
their dispute. As God was leaving he said to the devil, 'Don't you realise that all the
'good' players go to heaven?" The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs!"
See funny soccer referee jokes.England World Cup 2010 Jokes
- The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged six.
- Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.
- My computer's been infected by the Robert Green virus. Now I can't save anything.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? According to Fifa it didn't traverse the white line.
- See more World Cup 2010 jokes
Football Supersitions
My favourite football tale was not of the World Cup itself, but of a Soweto team who drove out of town, walked backwards and barefoot off the team bus into the the bush until they found a termite mound, urinated on it, then walked backwards to the bus again - and still didn't win the league.World Cup 2010 Mascot
