Will and Guy's collection of amusing Vuvezula cartoons and images from the 2010
Football World Cup in South Africa.
- Funny Football Snippets
- Vuvezula - Annoying People
- Vuvuzela World Cup 2010
- England World Cup 2010
Picture kindly sent in by Etambuyu Mbuye
Tracing the Vuvuzela History
The vuvuzela is 65cm plastic blowing horn immortalised by the 2010
football World Cup. Owing to its simplicity the origins of the
instrument is hard to trace. Similar blowing horns are found in Latin
America, while those trying to trace it's origin via the Zulu name vuvuzela
come up against synonyms notably lepatata.
Vuvuzela - Annoying People Since 1660
The Lion Sleeps Tonight is a song recorded by The Tokens and originally
written as Mbube by Solomon Linda. The song is also recorded by many artists
The disappointed and dispirited England supporters sang the following
lyrics to this famous tune as they left the match where England lost to
In the jungle, South African jungle
Three lions sleep tonight
in the morning
The early morning
They have to catch a flight
- no way
A win - no way
A win - no way
A win - no way
God's Football Team -v- Devil's Team
God, and the devil were each having a holiday in hyper-space. The
topic of conversation turned to who could turn out the best football team.
Much to the God's surprise the devil proposed a football match to settle
As God was leaving he said to the devil, 'Don't you realise that all the
'good' players go to heaven?"
The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs!"
See funny soccer referee jokes.
- The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town
today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,"
said Jamal, aged six.
- Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message
proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team
were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying
it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.
- My computer's been infected by the Robert Green virus.
Now I can't save anything.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
According to Fifa it didn't
traverse the white line.
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World Cup 2010 jokes
My favourite football tale was not of the World Cup itself, but of a
Soweto team who drove out of town, walked backwards and barefoot off the
team bus into the the bush until they found a termite mound, urinated on
it, then walked backwards to the bus again - and still didn't win the
The World Cup 2010 Mascot "Zakumi" is a green haired leopard has been
announced as the official mascot for the event.
The word "Zakumi" derives from "Za", which is South Africa's abbreviation
and "Kumi", which is a representation of ten in a majority of the African
languages, denoting 2010.
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