- Funny Football Snippets
- Vuvezula - Annoying People Since 1660
- Vuvuzela World Cup 2010 Songs
- England World Cup 2010 Jokes
Contents
- 1 Vuvezula - The Original Version!
- 2 Tracing the Vuvuzela History
- 3 More Funny Vuvuzela Pictures
- 4 Vuvuzela - Annoying People Since 1660
- 5 Vuvuzela World Cup 2010 Songs
- 6 God's Football Team -v- Devil's Team
- 7 England World Cup 2010 Jokes
- 8 Football Supersitions
- 9 World Cup 2010 Mascot
- 10 See more Football stories and jokes:
Vuvezula - The Original Version!
Picture kindly sent in by Etambuyu MbuyeTracing the Vuvuzela History
The vuvuzela is 65cm plastic blowing horn immortalised by the 2010 football World Cup. Owing to its simplicity the origins of the instrument is hard to trace. Similar blowing horns are found in Latin America, while those trying to trace it's origin via the Zulu name vuvuzela come up against synonyms notably lepatata.More Funny Vuvuzela Pictures
Vuvuzela - Annoying People Since 1660
Vuvuzela World Cup 2010 Songs
The Lion Sleeps Tonight is a song recorded by The Tokens and originally
written as Mbube by Solomon Linda. The song is also recorded by many artists
as Wimoweh. The disappointed and dispirited England supporters sang the following
lyrics to this famous tune as they left the match where England lost to
Germany: 
In the jungle, South African jungle
Three lions sleep tonight
Then
in the morning
The early morning
They have to catch a flight
A win
- no way
A win - no way
A win - no way
A win - no way
God's Football Team -v- Devil's Team
God, and the devil were each having a holiday in hyper-space. The
topic of conversation turned to who could turn out the best football team.
Much to the God's surprise the devil proposed a football match to settle
their dispute. As God was leaving he said to the devil, 'Don't you realise that all the
'good' players go to heaven?" The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs!"
See funny soccer referee jokes.
England World Cup 2010 Jokes
- The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged six.
- Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.
- My computer's been infected by the Robert Green virus. Now I can't save anything.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? According to Fifa it didn't traverse the white line.
- See more World Cup 2010 jokes
Football Supersitions
My favourite football tale was not of the World Cup itself, but of a Soweto team who drove out of town, walked backwards and barefoot off the team bus into the the bush until they found a termite mound, urinated on it, then walked backwards to the bus again - and still didn't win the league.World Cup 2010 Mascot
The World Cup 2010 Mascot "Zakumi" is a green haired leopard has been
announced as the official mascot for the event. The word "Zakumi" derives from "Za", which is South Africa's abbreviation
and "Kumi", which is a representation of ten in a majority of the African
languages, denoting 2010. Footnote: Please send us your funny Vuvezula pictures
and amusing stories.