Funny Vuvuzula Pictures World Cup 2010 South Africa

Will and Guy's collection of amusing Vuvezula cartoons and images from the 2010
Football World Cup in South Africa.

• Funny Football Snippets
• Vuvezula - Annoying People
  Since 1660
• Vuvuzela World Cup 2010
  Songs
• England World Cup 2010
  Jokes

Vuvezula - The Original Version!

Picture kindly sent in by Etambuyu Mbuye

Tracing the Vuvuzela History

The vuvuzela is 65cm plastic blowing horn immortalised by the 2010
football World Cup.  Owing to its simplicity the origins of the
instrument is hard to trace.  Similar blowing horns are found in Latin
America, while those trying to trace it's origin via the Zulu name vuvuzela
come up against synonyms notably lepatata.

More Funny Vuvuzela Pictures

Vuvuzela - Annoying People Since 1660

Vuvuzela World Cup 2010 Songs

The Lion Sleeps Tonight is a song recorded by The Tokens and originally
written as Mbube by Solomon Linda. The song is also recorded by many artists
as Wimoweh.

The disappointed and dispirited England supporters sang the following
lyrics to this famous tune as they left the match where England lost to
Germany:

God's Football Team -v- Devil's Team

God, and the devil were each having a holiday in hyper-space.  The
topic of conversation turned to who could turn out the best football team.
Much to the God's surprise the devil proposed a football match to settle
their dispute.

As God was leaving he said to the devil, 'Don't you realise that all the
'good' players go to heaven?"

The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs!"
See funny soccer referee jokes.

England World Cup 2010 Jokes

• The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town
  today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,"
  said Jamal, aged six.
• Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message
  proving he is still alive.  He said, 'The English football team
  were s*** again'.  British intelligence have dismissed it, saying
  it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.
• My computer's been infected by the Robert Green virus.
  Now I can't save anything.
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  According to Fifa it didn't
  traverse the white line.
• See more
  World Cup 2010 jokes

World Cup 2010 Mascot

The World Cup 2010 Mascot "Zakumi" is a green haired leopard has been
announced as the official mascot for the event.

The word "Zakumi" derives from "Za", which is South Africa's abbreviation
and "Kumi", which is a representation of ten in a majority of the African
languages, denoting 2010.

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