One-linersWeather SnippetsCareers may end in this way (Good One-liners) One-liners Gandhi was once asked what he thought of Western Civilisation. Gandhi replied, ‘I think that it would be a very good idea.’ A father who called his son ‘Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred’ – the amount he had to pay in local currency in …
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‘Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.’ Cullen Hightower Our mission is to entertain you with clean funny jokes. We also aim to surprise, but never shock you. Here is our best selection of jokes for August. How To Grow Strawberries Farmer Evans was driving his …
