Funny Santa Bike Pictures

Amusing picture of Santa Claus not in a sleigh,
but ridding a bike.

Santa Claus on Unusual Vehicles

• Santa Motorbike
• Santa On His Round
• Santa In the Air!
• Funny Father Christmas
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• More Santa Claus Pictures

Santa Motorbike

Santa On His Round

Santa’s Push Bike

How to Behave with Santa Claus

Santa knows if you’ve been naughty or nice, and this holiday season, the
men who put on the red suit are spilling the beans about how kids, and
adults, behave on Santa’s lap.
From kids who cry and the reasons why, to
parents who think they can use their kids to prank the jolly old elf, Santa
has seen it all.

With the help of Santa Mike from Chicago and Santa Robert from
Cincinnati, we’ve compiled some stories that will give you a holiday
chuckle.

You Can’t Get Much Past a Child – Even
If You’re Santa

One Santa says that he chews gum or uses breath mints, because kids are
very honest about whether Santa’s breath stinks. Sometimes that honesty
hurts Santa’s feelings.

One little girl, about 5 years old, was rattling off her Christmas wish
list, when she paused to ask Santa a question.

‘Are you chewing gum?’ she asked.

Santa, taken aback by the question, admitted that yes, in fact, he was
chewing gum.

‘Why are you chewing gum?’ she asked.

Santa fessed up and admitted that he chews gum so that his breath would
be nice for the children.

‘OK,’ she said, and went back to her list without skipping a beat.

Santa In the Air!

Santa Not in the Air!

I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.

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