Pictures of stupid signs and warnings

Here is Will and Guy's collection of silly signs.  Many are
taken from the roadside, some pictures are amusing, others are stupid;
in a nutshell there is something for everyone.

Stupid Signs

• Animal Road Signs
• Amusing Notices in Shops
• Funny Caution Signs
• Funny Drunk Signs
• Gaffes
• Garbage and Trash
• 'No' Signs
• No Dogs Allowed Signs
• No Parking Signs
• No Swimming
  Signs
• Phone Signs
  Also strange, amusing and silly signs
• Pointless Signs
• Road
  Signs in the UK
• Rubbish Notices
• Sat-Nav
• Silly Labels
• Silly Signs
• Witty Shop Signs
• Stupid Signs
• Strange Brainless Signs PPT
• Traffic Signs
• Warning Signs
• Street Signs
• Yellow Lines Parking

Beware of Road Surprises (A
Picture to Sum up this Section)

Pretty Stupid Sign

Immobile Phone?

Can you make out a body with a head trapped in this phone?

A Stupid Sign - Message Lost in Translation

How the Message Got Lost in Translation

The council staff in Swansea, Wales, UK needed a
translation, so they emailed a translator.  Unfortunately, he was not
available, instead the email triggered an automatic response, which read in Welsh:

I am out of the office at the moment

Sadly the council staff were not Welsh speaking, and believed that the
automatic response was the actual translation of the message.

Pictures of Brainless Signs and Stupid Warnings

Be Aware of Invisibility

This is the sort of silly sign that scrambles your brain if you thing
about it too long.

Danger Hazardous Fumes (Fair Enough).
But Flashlight Required??

Amusing Signs on Shop Windows

1) Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

2) Notice in a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL
CHARGES

3) Sign on a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
DOESN'T
WORK)

4) SIGN IN A LAUNDROMAT:

Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

More Funny Signs

NO

Also,
No Gorillas!

Funny Warning
Signs

On a plumber's
truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another plumber's
truck:

'Don't
sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber.'

On Devendra Singh's plumber's truck

You have tried the cowboys - now try the Indians.

In a restaurant window:

'Don't
stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

Entrance Only - Do Not Enter?

Footnote:
Please send us your pictures of stupid
signs and brainless warnings.