When a baby is born into a family it affects every one in that family. However, as you have baby 2 ... then baby 3, the way in which you deal with the child also changes considerably. Read these suggested differences and enjoy a laugh with Will and Guy.
- 1 Your Baby's Clothing:
- 2 Getting Ready for the Day of the Birth:
- 3 Major Concerns for Being a Parent:
- 4 Dummies*:
- 5 Buying a Layette**:
- 6 Nappies: [Diapers in the USA]
- 7 What Activities Do You Do with Your Youngster?
- 8 Baby Sitters:
- 9 How You React When at Home With the Baby:
- 10 Mother knows, grandmother knows better, sisters know even more ....
Your Baby's Clothing:1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your pregnancy is confirmed. 2nd baby: You wear your ordinary clothes for as long as you are able. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your ordinary clothes.
Getting Ready for the Day of the Birth:1st baby: You practice your breathing as often as possible 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing your breathing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't help at all. 3rd baby: You accept an epidural injection as soon as it is offered. See more advice on getting ready for the birth.
Major Concerns for Being a Parent:1st baby: At the first sign of upset, the slightest cry you pick up the baby for a cuddle. 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her cries threaten to wake your neighbours. 3rd baby: You teach your 2 year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
Dummies*:1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor you put it away until you can go home and disinfect it properly. 2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle. 3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in. Note* In the USA they would call this dummy a 'binky'.
Buying a Layette**:1st baby: You wash the clothes before organising them into colour coordinated folded piles neatly laid out in the baby's specially bought chest of drawers. 2nd baby: You make sure that the clothes are clean and throw only the ones with the dirtiest marks on them. 3rd baby: You are heard to say that boys can wear pink, no problem. Note** Layette means all the clothes you need for a baby. Vests, cardigan, babygro all-in-ones and even bonnets.
Nappies: [Diapers in the USA]1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour whether they need it or not. 2nd baby: You change their nappy every 2 to 3 hours, if required. 3rd baby: You change their nappy when others start to complain about the smell.
What Activities Do You Do with Your Youngster?1st baby: You take your child to the Clinic, the Gym, the swimming pool and the Library for story time. 2nd baby: You take your youngster to the Clinic. 3rd baby: You take your child to Asda/Walmart.
Baby Sitters:1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter you call home 4 times. 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached. 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
How You React When at Home With the Baby:1st baby: You spend a great deal of time every day just gazing lovingly at your baby. 2nd baby: You spend some of everyday keeping an eye open to ensure that your eldest child isn't squeezing, poking or hurting the baby. 3rd baby: You spend some of every day hiding from the children.
Parenting in a Nutshell The first born child is made of glass, but the second born is made of rubber.Footnote: Please send us your advice on being a parent!