710 = OIL
Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer.
While I was talking to Bert the Mechanic a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the
Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'
Bert gave the woman a
piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a
710 on this car ?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
Will and Guy take the view that it's
far better to include jokes 'against'
rather than neuter a good joke by being politically correct. To even the score, here are jokes 'against'
Classes for Men Dylan in Supermarket
A woman was stranded in the air when her car stalled on an opening
drawbridge in Wisconsin, USA.
A female motorist in Wisconsin had a heart stopping moment as the bridge
she was driving on was raised to let a ship through.
The unnamed motorist failed to restart her car as the Maple-Oregon
Bridge opened to a 45-degree angle to allow a ship to pass in Sturgeon Bay.
As worried onlookers gazed up from below, the car's emergency brake helped
the woman defy gravity and remain stationary as the giant bridge opened.
After the bridge swung shut, the lucky driver managed to re-start her car
and continued on her way, uninjured.
Will and Guy have found out that the woman involved remains unknown - an
amazing true story.