- Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
Map ReadingA Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. I asked for details of what was wrong with the hotel in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, 'Don't lie to me. I am looking at the map, and Florida is a very thin state!!!'
Unexpected Knowledge Gained From the Movies
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
- Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
- The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
Funny Notices seen in Hotel Bedrooms:
- Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.
- Please to bathe inside the tub.
- Please leave your values at the front desk.
- You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
- Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.