1) Anne Robinson - Weakest Link
Anne Robinson: Which Indian leader, whose last name began with ' G' took the title Mahatma? Contestant: Geronimo (Correct Answer Ghandi) Anne Robinson: Which of the Marx Brothers remained silent throughout the movies? Contestant: Karl (Correct Answer Harpo) Anne Robinson: Who was the only prisoner of Spandau Prison between 1966 and 1987? Contestant: The Birdman of Alcatraz. (Correct Answer Rudolf Hess)2) Family Fortunes with Les Dennis
- Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
- Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
- Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
- What is Hitler's first name? Heil
- Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
- A famous Royal? Mail
- A sign of the Zodiac? April
- Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
- Something you put on walls? A roof
- Something slippery? A conman
- A kind of ache? A fillet of fish
3) Chris Searle - BBC Bristol
Chris Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna? Contestant: Japan Chris Searle: In case you did not hear me say European, I can let you try again. Contestant: Mexico? (Correct Answer is Italy)4) Who killed C Robin?
Presenter: Who killed C Robin Contestant: I did not know that he was dead. Full poem as sung by my mother:
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