An Argentinian robber was caught after he lost his false teeth during a raid on a house. Senor Juan Navarro, from Cordoba, saw one of the three masked men
who held him up lose his dentures, reports Terra Noticias Populares. In his hurry to escape with
jewellery and cash, the robber left the false teeth behind and Senor Navarro handed them over to the police.
Two days after the robbery, Senor Navarro noticed his own nephew suddenly seemed to have lost his teeth.
A police spokesman said: 'Senor Navarro came straight to us and we had the denture analysed.
It turns out it belongs to his nephew. What a funny thing to happen. Caught by a denture! Unbelievable!'
One of Jackson's Funy Stories
There were two brothers one of whom had really large eyes and the other huge ears.
They went for a job on a ship. The captain said, 'What can you do? 'Well, I can be a lookout,' said the guy with the large eyes.
'What about him?'
said the captain. 'Well he's
my brother, so he's
got to come with me.'
The captain said, 'OK, you can be lookout and take him with you to the crow's
nest and keep him out of my way!'
They had been at sea for a week when the whistle from the crow's
nest sounded in the wheelhouse !'
Ship bearing port 10. The captain looked at the radar, not an echo on the scope. 'Are you sure?'
Positive, 'came the reply,' and what's
'How do you know that?'
He said, 'MY BROTHER CAN HEAR '
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One of Big Franks Funy Stories
Big Frank was having his hair styled at the hairdresser's
when a lorry smashed into a car, outside. Draped in a cape, his hair divided with aluminium clips, Frank, an ex-paratrooper corporal raced out to the
car and found the driver unhurt.
The lorry driver, however, was slumped over the wheel, unconscious. Big Frank lost no time in applying his army acquired CPR techniques, including mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation. The lorry driver recovered consciousness several times, but kept passing out again.
Soon the ambulance arrived with the paramedics and took over, and Frank returned to his barber's
understand why he kept passing out, 'he said to the hairdresser. 'I did everything they taught me.'
'Well, put yourself in the lorry driver's
place, 'said the hairdresser. 'He's driving down the street without a care in the world. The next thing he knows, he's
waking up to see some big guy in a green cape with a head full of wires pounding on his chest and kissing him. You'd pass out too'
Flying in the 'Old Days'
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
'$10 for 3 minutes,' replied the pilot.
much,' said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, 'I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound,
you'll have to pay $10.'
The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, 'I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.'
'Maybe so,' said the farmer, 'But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.'
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