Funny Pictures of amusing events in May

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the
pessimist fears this is true.  James Branch Cabell

• Bus Stuck on Bridge
• Cats – Just Being
  Cats
• Cats Hate Bathing
• Duck Ban
• Eau de Stilton
• Guy
  Rides Lawnmower
• Homer: The Question (free download)
• Indian Runners Ducks Video
• Olympic Hopefuls (free download)
• Pig Olympics
• Police
  Car Stuck in Concrete
• Seven Wonders of the World
• Stockholm v Newcastle – Compare and Contrast
• Stork
• Strange Eating Habits – Eat dirt
• VW Storage
  – How to store cars
• White Peacock

Examples of our May pictures

Our aim is to capture the essence of each month with our pictures; in a
word, May means ‘Bloom’.

Guy’s new lawnmower just the job to deal with the May grass

Duck in May

Stockholm v Newcastle – Compare and Contrast

Married v Single women

Why are married women heavier than single women?  Single women come home from work, look in the fridge and go to bed.  Married women come home see what’s
in the bed and go to the
fridge.

Cats – Just Having Fun

May’s Distinctive Events

•  1st May Day
•  5th Cinco de Mayo
•  Early
  Spring Bank Holiday Jokes
•  6th Chunnel Tunnel Opens Joining England and France (1994)
•  May
  National Day of Prayer
•  Mother’s Day USA 2nd Sunday in May
• 12th International Nurses Day
• 14th Ascension Day (2015)
• 15th International Day of the Family
• 22nd Microsoft Launches Windows 3.0 (1989)
• 22nd International Day for Biological Diversity
• 24th Empire Day (Celebrated from Edwardian times until the 1950s)
• Spring Bank Holiday Jokes
• Memorial Day USA
• 31st World No Tobacco Day

See other interesting events that happened in May back down
the years.