- Clever Pelicans
- Faithful Pelican Friends
- Cats Fishing
- Want a scratch? Big fishy picture
- That was a nice smile
- You tickle my ribs, and I will tickle yours
Funny Fishy One-liners
- Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
- The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
- The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.
- Catfish have taste buds located on their whiskers.
- I got a new fly rod, and a reel for my wife.... best trade I ever made.
The Bishop Takes a StrollThe Arch Bishop of Canterbury was walking along the cliffs at Dover. He came upon two men hauling a third man ashore on the end of a rope. 'That's great compassion,' said the bishop, 'A man helping his fellow man stop him committing suicide'. As he was walking away, one man whispered to the other, 'Well, the bish sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing.'
Big FishA fisherman usually laughed at for his terrible luck was left reeling, when he landed Britain's biggest ever freshwater fish. James Jones, 31, was stunned when he hooked the monster wels catfish, which weighed a whopping 144lb (65.3kg). The father of three, of Essex, spent two hours fighting to bring the giant into the bank with the help of two other fishermen.
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