Funny Irish Wedding Jokes


Irish Wedding Research

Will and Guy have always retained an enormous affection for the country
of Ireland and its people. We particularly have enjoyed the beauty of the
Irish countryside, the golf course; we like the humour, the culture, the
poetry and the music. Horse racing is one Irish passion which we share; as
is the game of golf and the Irish ability to enjoy a good *craic.

When we decided to research Irish Weddings we were looking for something
relaxed, informal and perhaps a little bit different to what we are used to
in Great Britain. What we have found is that the majority of wedding in the
western world follow similar patterns and often have similar traditions. A
few things, however, are different and we will highlight those factors.

*craic = is a term variously meaning news, gossip, fun, entertainment,
and enjoyable conversation found in Northern England, Scotland, and Ireland.


The Top Ten Irish Wedding Superstitions

The Irish people might be said to have many superstitions and we have
recorded our top ten for your enjoyment here.

  1. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the Irish believed that if the
    sun shone on the bride, it would bring good luck to the couple.
  2. It is also lucky to hear a cuckoo on the wedding morning or to
    see three magpies
  3. After the wedding ceremony, it is important that a man and not
    a woman be the first to wish joy to the new bride.
  4. If you look at the sun when you leave for your wedding, your
    children will be beautiful.
  5. It's good luck to have your birthstone in your engagement
    ring, even if that stone is otherwise thought to be an unlucky gem.
  6. It's good luck if a happily married woman puts the veil on you, but
    bad luck to put it on yourself.
  7. It's lucky to tear your wedding dress accidentally on your
    wedding day.
  8. The earrings you wear on your wedding day will bring you luck
    and happiness ever after.
  9. It's lucky to be awakened by birds singing on your wedding
  10. Traditionally, Irish brides wore blue wedding dresses rather
    than white. Blue symbolised purity in olden times and white dresses only
    became popular after 1499 apparently.

The Traditional Irish Wedding Ring: The Claddagh Ring

The Claddagh ring is a traditional Irish ring given as a token of
friendship, love, or marriage. The design and customs associated with it
originated in the Irish fishing village of Claddagh, located just outside
the city of Galway, Ireland. It is a heart held by two hands with the heart
topped by a crown. The hands represent faith, the heart signifies honour and
the crown symbolises love.

Furthermore we have been told by our old friends Dennis and Maureen
Irwin, who have a Claddagh ring that in wearing the ring in a certain way
can signify 3 different things.
a. Worn on a woman's right hand facing
outwards = she is a single woman.

b. Worn on right hand and facing inwards = she is engaged to be married.

c. Worn on the left hand it signifies that the woman is married.

Did You Know?

  • In County Donegal, when a man wanted to marry a particular girl, he
    and a friend went to her house and when the door was opened, he'd throw his
    cap into the house. If the cap was thrown back out, it meant she wasn't
  • Traditionally December 31st, is one of the luckiest day to marry,
    as is the month of April, with the traditional saying 'Marry in May and rue
    the day; marry in April if you can, joy for maiden and for man.'
  • The bride should never wear green at her wedding, it is considered
    unlucky in Ireland.
  • Irish brides often returned home by a different path with her new
    husband than she took to the church with her father. This symbolises her new
    road in life she is about to travel.
  • It was considered good luck when the married couple would be
    leaving the church; somebody would through an old shoe over the bride's

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Five Funny Irish Wedding Jokes

  1. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish
    One less drunk.
  2. Declan had asked Cormac for the hand of his daughter in
    'And can you support a family?' asked Cormac.
    'I think
    so,' replied Declan.
    'Well there are 6 of us you know,' answered
  3. At the wedding reception, the photographer yelled, 'Would all
    the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your
    life worth living.'
    The bartender was almost crushed to death.
  4. The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to
    several community nurses from the Dublin area of Leinster.
    rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of
    us sitting here, years ago.
    Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack
    your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can be
    disastrous because of fertilisers and pesticides and none of us realises
    the long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our drinking
    However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and
    we all have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives. Now, is anyone
    here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
    suffering for years after eating it?'
    A 65-year-old married Irish
    nursing sister sitting in the front row stood up and said, 'Wedding
  5. After a lengthy quarrel, Mrs O'Toole said to her husband,
    Seamus, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.'
    Seamus replied
    quickly, 'Yes, *muirnín, but I was in love and didn't notice it.'
    *beloved, sweetheart.
    Irish Wedding Blessing

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Irish Wedding Blessing - For the New Home

Walls for the wind,
And a roof for the rain,
And drinks beside the fire -
Laughter to cheer you
those you love near you,
And all that your heart may desire!

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