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Pumpkin Chain-saw Massacre

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Funy Halloween Ghost

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Funy Halloween Jokes

Why wasn't

there any food left after the monster party?'

Cos everyone was a goblin

Why did the vampire's
lunch give him
heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

Trip to
ASDA

It was the end of October and I was waiting for my wife, Diane, at the checkout
of the ASDA supermarket in Golders Green, London, England, I spotted that someone had
left their broom at the till.

When no one came to claim it, I went outside to search for a couple I
remembered seeing at the cashier's desk. I spotted them getting into their car
and shuffled over.

Pardon me,' I said to the young woman, 'but did you by any chance leave your
broom inside?'
'No,' she replied quickly and with a smile, 'we came by car.'Vampire Dracula jokes halloween

Funy Halloween Quotes

  • Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. Richard H. Barham
  • At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
    Back to their quiet graves below.     Theodosia Garrison
  • If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost. Lloyd Douglas
  • If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.  John A. Wheeler
  • We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. David Russell
  • Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand Kurt Vonnegut

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