Amusing pictures and funny stories about brides and their weddings.
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The BroomsTwo brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom.' 'Impossible,' said the groom broom. 'We haven't even swept together.'
More Funny Bride Pictures and Stories
The New Bride: A Clean, Funny and Silly StorySarah new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him.' 'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.' 'No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price.' 'Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,' says her mum. 'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.' 'No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey. It was the aeroplane ticket.' "Aeroplane ticket...." What did you need an airplane ticket for?' 'Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said "Prepare from a frozen state," so I flew to Alaska.'
Funny Wedding VowsDuring the wedding rehearsal, the groom, Alex, approached the minister with an unusual offer. 'I'll give you £100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honour and obey and forsake all others," I want you to just leave that part out.' Alex gave the puzzled minister the cash and walked away satisfied. On the wedding day, when the minister came to the groom's vows, he looked Alex in the eye and said, 'Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?' Alex exhaled, then gulped, looked around at the guests, and managed to answer, 'I will.' Then he leaned toward the minister and hissed, 'I thought we had a deal.' The minister slipped the £100 into his hand and whispered back, 'She made me a much better offer.'
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