Grandma Jokes


How old is Grandma?

  • Answer: Grandma would be only 65 years old!!!

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end.? It will blow
you away. How old is Grandma?

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in

The Grandma replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:


'---------- polio shots

'---------- frozen foods

'---------- Xerox

'---------- contact lenses

'---------- Frisbees and

'---------- the pill

There was no:

'---------- Radar

'---------- credit cards

'---------- laser beams or

'---------- ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

'---------- pantyhose

'---------- air conditioners

'---------- dishwashers

'---------- clothes dryers

'---------- and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air

'---------- man hadn't
yet walked on the moon


Your Grandfather and I got married first, . . and then lived together!  Every family had a father and a mother! Until I was 25, I called every man
older than me, 'Sir'
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, 'Sir.'

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, day-care centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense!  We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent!

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started!

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

  • We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings!
  • We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's
    speeches on our radios!
  • And I don'tever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey!
  • If you saw anything with '
    Made in Japan '
    on it, it was junk!
  • The term '
    making out'
    referred to how you did on your school exam!
  • Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of!
  • We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents!
  • Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi
    were all a nickel!
  • And if you didn't
    want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards!
    (See more on intersting stamps).
  • You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . . . but who could afford
  • Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon!

In my day:

'---------- '
was mowed,

'---------- '
was a cold drink,

'---------- '
was something your mother cooked in and

---------- '
rock music'
was your grandmother's

'---------- '
were helpers in the Principal's

'---------- '
meant a piece of wood,

'---------- '
was found in a
hardware store and

'---------- '
even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us '
old and confused'
and say there is a generation gap... and how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this old lady in are in for a shock!

Mother knows, grandmother knows better, sisters know
even more ....

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