Easter Jokes

Easter Jokes

Here is our collection of amusing Easter one-liners, cartoons and funny yarns.  While we chose them for children there are also Easter jokes that adults will appreciate.

Three Signs the Easter Bunny is NutsFunny Easter Jokes for Kids

  1. What is the bunny trying to say when he is leaping about?  Hoppy Easter!
  2. Rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade aren't called hot, cross bunnies for nothing.
  3. The Easter bunny's colourful eggs are now filled with Prozac.

Easter Eggs on Death Row

Easter Egg Death RowFoamy Egg See more cool Easter eggs.

Funny, Clean and Tasteful Jokes for Easter

Sunday School 1 Mrs Lewis, a Sunday school teacher asked her little children one Easter Sunday, as they were on the way to the church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' Rebecca, a bright little girl piped up, 'Because people are sleeping?' Palm Sunday Sunday School 2 It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Bobby stayed home from church with a baby-sitter.  When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Bobby asked them what they were for. 'People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by,' his father told him. 'Wouldn't you know it,' Bobby fumed, 'the one Sunday I don't go and he shows up.'

The Lion and the MissionaryPalm Sunday

A Christian missionary, Jemima, was walking in Africa on Easter Saturday when she heard the ominous padding of a lion behind her. 'Oh Lord,' prayed Jemima, the missionary, 'Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.' And then, in the silence that followed, Jemima heard the lion praying too, 'Oh Lord,' he prayed, 'I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive this Easter time.'

How Different Religions Cope with Adversity

When the Methodist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, 'That was an experience, how do I learn from it?' When the Catholic priest falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, 'I must have done something really bad to deserve that.' When the Presbyterian minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, 'That was inevitable, I'm glad it's over.' When the Baptist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, 'Which one of my deacons pushed me?'Angels at Easter

Angels at Easter

  • How do angels greet each other at Easter? They say, 'Halo'.
  • Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

Classic Easter Joke for Kids

Divine Intervention? One Easter afternoon Jasper, a little boy, was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked Jasper about the broom and he told her where it was. She then asked him to please go get it.  Jasper informed his mother that he was afraid of the dark and didn't want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said, 'The Lord is out there too, don't be afraid.' Jasper then opened the back door a little and said, 'Lord, since you're out there, please pass me the broom.'

More Easter Jokes

Egg Laying Ceremony for Easter SundayRabbit with Easter eggs

  • Church notices:  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Cusworth to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  • This Monday we will be holding a 'Bean Supper' in the church hall.  Music will follow..................
  • What do you call a chocolate bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

Tumbles the Cat with His Easter Bunny

Cat with rabbit! Maisie the Cat and Her Friend Easter Chick

Story of the Miracle Easter BunnyFunny Easter Story

Jimmy came home on the last day of the Easter term, and to his horror he found his German Shepherd, Rex, with next door neighbours bunny rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Greatly upset, Jimmy panicked thinking, 'If my neighbours find out that Rex killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever.' Jimmy quickly took the rather large bunny, and, placing it in a paper bag deposited in the local incinerator tip. On his way home, Jimmy looked into Pets 'R Us and bought a rabbit which he gauged was just like the deceased. Back home, Jimmy took the 'new' rabbit and placed it in the open hutch in his neighbours garden. Later that evening, Jimmy heard a knock on his front door and opening it he found his next door neighbours bearing the 'new' rabbit in their arms. 'Look,' squeaked his neighbour, 'Yesterday Billy was dead and we buried him 4 feet down in the garden. Today we come home and find that not only is he alive and well but he has grown several more teeth but also he has shrunk. It's a miracle.' Story based on a true story about a mouse owned by Will's wife when she was a child.

Funny Easter One-liners For Kids

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline. Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Religious Easter Jokes

Funny religious Easter jokes may seem like an oxymoron or even a blasphomy, but Will and Guy believe that you can combine Christianity with humour, after all, why should the devil have all the best tunes jokes.

Maria Told Her Mother Gladly

Maria came home from Sunday School on Palm Sunday and told her mother that she had learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly. It took her mother a while before she realised that the hymn Maria had been singing was really: "Gladly The Cross I'd Bear."

Funny Church Notices for EasterFunny Easter Religious Jokes

  • Baptisms: After Easter, the North and South ends of the church will be utilised. Children will be baptised at both ends.
  • Bible Study: Richard, my friend's little grandson came home from Sunday School and I asked him what they had studied.His reply was, 'Nothing.' So I asked him, 'Didn't you study Jesus?' Richard's reply was, 'No, he wasn't even there.'
  • Come work for the Lord.  The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low.  But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Footnote: Please send us your funny Easter jokes.