Animal Jokes

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Funny Cats Pictures

Cat Get Cream Funy Cat – Just Playing Funy Cat Fish? Cat and Mouse Fat Cat  Sponsored Links ∇ 1) Cat Get Cream A rare example of a picture that is better in black and white than colour.  My guess is that the photo is American; nevertheless, it takes me back to hand milking in …

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The Leopardess and the Mouse

This cheeky mouse put its life in the hands of a leopard.  The rodent does not look emaciated, thus we must assume that it was oblivious to the danger of a leopard.   The only narrative that makes sense is that an English mouse had no experience of an African leopard. Actually the great cat is …

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Funny Horse Jokes

Warning: readers who send me horse burger emails will have them marked as spam. Punters Choice: Tesco Horse Burgers Horse Burger Jokes More Meaty Horse Jokes Classic Ass Joke Funny Donkey Jokes  Sponsored Links ∇ Punters Choice: Tesco Horse Burgers The Food Standards Agency detected horse in Tesco BEEF burgers.  In this age of DNA …

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Funny Cow Jokes

Will and Guy’s collection of amusing items featuring cows and few bulls. What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?  Laughing stock! Cow Wash – Texas v England Funny Cow Stories Funny Bull Stories Mad Cow Disease Funny Cow Joke More Funny Cow Pictures Farming Jokes Used Cows! – Cow for Sale?  Sponsored …

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Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Warning.  We found that these Easter bunny jokes are a classic example of one-liners being funny provided you are in the right mood.  If Easter is just around the corner then these jokes raise a smile.  At other times of the year … just enjoy the pictures. Easter Bunny One-liners Funny Easter Bunny Story Easter …

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Funny Donkey Jokes

Sooner or later everyone makes an ass of themeslves! Subject: The Vicar’s Ass Funny Donkey Story Another Classic Ass Joke Funny Ass Pictures  Sponsored Links ∇ Subject: The Vicar’s Ass Peter, the vicar of St Mary’s was enthused to raise money for his cathedral’s roof. He felt the usual tombola would not make enough money …

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Funny Bull Stories

Will and Guy’s collection of amusing bull pictures and funny stories. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! Angry Bull Causes Traffic Chaos in Scotland The Trapped Bull Bull Runs Amok and Devastates Home An Amusing Bull Story Funny Cow Pictures Farming Jokes  Sponsored Links ∇ Angry Bull Causes Traffic Chaos in Scotland …

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