Animal Jokes

animal jokes

The Leopardess and the Mouse

This cheeky mouse put its life in the hands of a leopard.  The rodent does not look emaciated, thus we must assume that it was oblivious to the danger of a leopard.   The only narrative that makes sense is that an English mouse had no experience of an African leopard. Actually the great cat is …

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Funny Horse Jokes

Warning: readers who send me horse burger emails will have them marked as spam. Punters Choice: Tesco Horse Burgers Horse Burger Jokes More Meaty Horse Jokes Funny Donkey Jokes   Punters Choice: Tesco Horse Burgers The Food Standards Agency detected horse in Tesco BEEF burgers.  In this age of DNA testing how on earth did …

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Funny Cow Jokes

Will and Guy’s collection of amusing items featuring cows and few bulls. What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?  Laughing stock! Cow Wash – Texas v England Funny Cow Stories Funny Bull Stories Mad Cow Disease Funny Cow Joke More Funny Cow Pictures Farming Jokes Used Cows! – Cow for Sale?   …

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Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

Warning.  We found that these Easter bunny jokes are a classic example of one-liners being funny provided you are in the right mood.  If Easter is just around the corner then these jokes raise a smile.  At other times of the year … just enjoy the pictures. Easter Bunny One-liners Funny Easter Bunny Story Easter …

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Funny Bull Stories

Will and Guy’s collection of amusing bull pictures and funny stories. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! Angry Bull Causes Traffic Chaos in Scotland The Trapped Bull Bull Runs Amok and Devastates Home An Amusing Bull Story Funny Cow Pictures Farming Jokes   Angry Bull Causes Traffic Chaos in Scotland An irate …

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