Valentine Love Quotes

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.  John Wilmot

• Funny Valentine Quotes
• Romantic
  One-liners For Valentine's Day
• Ten Valentine Quotes
• Extra Valentine Quotes
• More Good
  Advice - Valentine Quotations
• Lovely Valentine's Day
  Quotes

Funny Valentine Quotes

'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'

Dorothy Parker

'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'

Rosanne Barr

'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.'
Mae West

'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't
work out,
you haven't
wasted a whole day.'

Mickey Rooney

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't
want him to.'
Rita Rudner

'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be
dead.'

Ann Landers

'I married the first
man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.'

Barbara Bush

'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and give her a house.'

Groucho Marx

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly
attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
Thomas Szasz

Romantic
One-liners For Valentine's Day

If you are in love, and wish to
send you own Valentine's Day quotes, either use
these or else modify them for your own true love.

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.

J. Krishnamurti

All you need is love.
John Lennon

Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better.
William
Shakespeare in Twelfth Night (Act III, Scene I)

One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.
Romain Rolland

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Thomas Robert Dewar

A heart that loves is always young.
Greek Proverb

But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.

G. Moore

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Sarah Bernhardt 

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Mencius

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Winnie the Pooh

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Ten Valentine Quotes

1. There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.
   George Sand
2. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, falling in
   love with you was beyond my control.
3. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
   Aristotle
4. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know.
   Pascal
5. The risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud is more painful
   than the risk it takes to blossom.
   Anais Nin
6. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
   Barbara DeAngelis
7. Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an
   obstacle.
   Crystal Middlemas
8. Greater Love has no man than this: that a man lay down his life for
   his friends.
   Jesus
9. The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in
   return.
   Eden Ahbez
10. It's not that I can't live without you...it's just that I don't even
    want to try.

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Extra Valentine Quotes and Romantic One-liners

It's
better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.'

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

Antoine De
Saint-Exupery

Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.

Ralph Connor

True friendship is like sound health; the value of
it is seldom known until it be lost.
Charles Caleb Colton

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
Tim McGraw

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Nigerian Proverb

My
father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
Lee Iacocca

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Anon

Everyone hears what you
say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
Anon

If you walk in front of
me, I may not follow.
If you walk behind me, I may not lead.
If you walk beside me, I will be your friend.
Albert Camus

More Good Advice -
Valentine Quotations

• When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
  Mark Twain
• Because when we love, we always strive to become better than we
  are.
  Paulo Coelho in The Alchemist
• A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; A woman
  loses hers after four kisses.
  H.L. Mencken
• A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.  That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. Mistinguette
• Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you
  can't live without.
• Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you
  again somewhere down the road.
  Kelly Elaine
• One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word
  is love.
  Sophocles

Another Tranche of Lovely
Valentine's Day Quotes

• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.  That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.  David Bissonnette
• I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years.  If
  my wife finds out, she'll kill me.  Henny Youngman
• It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of
  laundry a week.  Laurence J. Peter
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  Anonymous
• If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?  Lily Tomlin
• Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and
  discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore
• Absence: that common cure of love. Miguel De Cervantes

Footnote:
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