Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day jokes, love quotes, card verses and funny romantic one-liners.

❤️ Valentine's Day Jokes, Love Stories & Quotes

Whether you are looking for a funny line for a card, a romantic poem or a true love story, Will and Guy's Valentine's Day pages have you covered, along with plenty of jokes for people who think the whole thing is a bit soppy.

You will also find the history of St Valentine, the customs of 14 February around the world and some very silly pictures of hearts, chocolates and cupids.

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❓ Valentine's Day questions

When is Valentine's Day?

Valentine's Day is on 14 February every year.

Who was St Valentine?

Several early Christian martyrs were called Valentine, and the link with romance was popularised in the Middle Ages, notably by Geoffrey Chaucer. Read our St Valentine history and customs.

What should I write in a funny Valentine's card?

A short pun or a gently teasing line usually goes down best. Browse our Valentine card quotes and romantic one-liners for ideas.

Every Valentine's Day page