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Qantas Pilot Jokes
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet', which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' Pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. Pilots: Number 3 engine missing. Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search. Pilots: Aircraft handles funny. Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. Pilots: Target radar hums Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. Pilots: Mouse in cockpit. Engineers: Cat installed. See more Qantas pilot jokes.Advanced Lessons: Aerobatics

Pilot Joke
Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off. Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, 'What was the problem?' 'The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,' explained the flight attendant, 'and it took us a while to find a new pilot.'Result of Finding a New American Pilot (See Above)

Do You Know Which Day It Is?
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An American pilot was flying the above plane over Australian when his plane malfunctioned and overshot the runway. When the pilot awoke, he
found himself in bed, in an Australian hospital.
So, the American pilot asked the doctor, 'Did I come here to die?' **
'No,' said the Australian doctor. 'You came here yesterday.'
** In Australian 'Today' sounds like 'To die'