Medical Jokes

medical jokes

Funny Dentist Horror Stories

Will hopes that these funny dentist stories will take your mind off toothache.  Guy said that his incisors started to jangle after he read these tales. Thomas and Olive at the Dentist Avoid Dentures Bullet Lodges in Man’s False Teeth Lying Through His Teeth? This Will Rot More than Your Teeth Phil Goes to a …

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Funny Mental Health Jokes

There is only one difference between a madman and me.  I am not mad. Salvador Dali. Mental Health Joke Picture How to Achieve Inner Peace Psychiatrist’s Advice Mental Health Joke or Truth?  Sponsored Links ∇ Mental Health Joke Picture One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced Hopefully the above mental health …

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Funny Podiatrist Jokes and Pictures

Sign in a podiatrist office window: ‘Time wounds all heels.’ Funny Chiropodist’s Sign Funny Podiatrist Joke How Smart is Your Right Foot? Boots Are Made For Walking … Shoe Problem?  Sponsored Links ∇  Funny Podiatrist’s Sign Podiatrists used to be called ‘Chiropodists’ especially in England. Medical people who specialise in feet have a variety of …

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Short Doctors One-liners

Amy to X-ray technician after swallowing some money: ‘Do you see any change in me?’ Five of the Best Short Medical Jokes What Sort of Medicine is Practiced here? Doctor’s One-liner Advice Crazy Logic – Classic Doctor Joke Keep Drinking the Water Doctor Makes a Pig’s Ear of Operation Beware of Your Doctor Uttering These …

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Funny Doctor’s advice

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.  Voltaire Keep Taking the Pills? Secret Elixir of Longevity? The Specialist New Slant on Doctor’s Bed-side Manners Take the Doctor’s Advice Insider Dealing? Or Doctor Humour Tricky Logic I Don’t Want To Be A Doctor For The Following Reasons Funny Doctor’s …

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Funny Medical Quotes

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck Funny Medical Quotes Funny Medical Advice Funny Medical Quotes by Specialists An Alternative Medical Dictionary Beware If Your Doctor Uses These Phrases Ten Famous Medical Quotes  Sponsored Links ∇ Funny Medical Quotes It is amazing what the medical profession will write. These …

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Funny Pharmacist Pictures

Sometimes things on the inside are not what they appear on the outside. This truism not only applies to the body, but also this funny pharmacy cabinet. Will and Guy’s Surprise Pharmacy Cabinet Amusing Pharmacy Chart Pictures of Funny Signs Outside the Pharmacy Pharmacist Jokes  Sponsored Links ∇ Will and Guy’s Surprise Pharmacy Cabinet The …

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Funny Doctor Cartoon Selection

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. ‘Oh, it was very disappointing,’ he said.  ‘I didn’t kill a thing. I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.’ Comic Doctor Cartoons Funny Doctor Quotes Beware of Your Doctor Uttering These …

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