Medical Jokes

medical jokes

Funny Mental Health Jokes

There is only one difference between a madman and me.  I am not mad. Salvador Dali. Mental Health Joke PictureHow to Achieve Inner PeacePsychiatrist’s AdviceMental Health Joke or Truth?   Mental Health Joke Picture One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced Hopefully the above mental health joke picture made you laugh.  …

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Funny Podiatrist Jokes and Pictures

Sign in a podiatrist office window: ‘Time wounds all heels.’ Funny Chiropodist’s SignFunny Podiatrist Joke How Smart is Your Right Foot?Boots Are Made For Walking …Shoe Problem?    Funny Podiatrist’s Sign Podiatrists used to be called ‘Chiropodists’ especially in England. Medical people who specialise in feet have a variety of names, chiropodist, podiatrist or foot …

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Short Doctors One-liners

Amy to X-ray technician after swallowing some money: ‘Do you see any change in me?’ Five of the Best Short Medical JokesWhat Sort of Medicine is Practiced here?Doctor’s One-liner AdviceCrazy Logic – Classic Doctor JokeKeep Drinking the WaterDoctor Makes a Pig’s Ear of OperationBeware of Your Doctor Uttering These Phrases During Surgery   Mechanic v …

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Funny Doctor’s advice

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures thedisease.  Voltaire Keep Taking thePills?Secret Elixir of Longevity?The SpecialistNew Slant on Doctor’sBed-side MannersTake the Doctor’s AdviceInsider Dealing? Or Doctor HumourTricky LogicIDon’t Want To Be A Doctor For The Following ReasonsFunny Doctor’s Advice   Keep Taking the Pills? One day, Harry went to seehis …

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Funny Medical Quotes

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck Funny Medical QuotesFunny Medical AdviceFunny Medical Quotes by SpecialistsAn Alternative Medical DictionaryBeware If Your Doctor Uses These PhrasesTen Famous Medical Quotes   Funny Medical Quotes It is amazing what the medical profession will write. These are actual statements taken from medical interview …

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Funny Doctor Cartoon Selection

A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. ‘Oh, it was very disappointing,’ he said.  ‘I didn’t kill a thing. I’d have been better off staying here in the hospital.’ Comic Doctor CartoonsFunny Doctor Quotes Beware of Your Doctor Uttering These PhrasesDoctor …

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