Funny Differences Between Male and Female Brains

Gender difference have always interested me.  While the physical
difference between men and women are usually obvious; what fascinates more is the differences to be found 'under the bonnet' -
as it were.  It is those hidden differences that the pictures below seek to



Female Brain

First, a picture of the
Female brain with it's
mysterious characteristics.

Female Brain - Funny bits

Male Brain

Below we have a picture of the male brain, observe that we now see how new areas
have developed, while some parts have atrophied.  As ever a picture is worth a thousand words.

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Further research on the differences between male and female brains still has a
long way to travel.  Wrestling meaning from the similarities and
differences between male and female brains is a challenge in the decades
ahead, but a challenge that those of us who dedicate our lives to research
of the hypothalamus anticipate with relish.  Professor David J.

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Male and Female Ranking for the 7 Deadly Sins

Punishments for Committing a Deadly Sin:

  • Pride: Broken on the wheel
  • Envy: Put in freezing water
  • Anger: Torn Limb from Limb
  • Lust: Roasted in fire and brimstone
  • Gluttony: Force-fed rats and toads
  • Avarice: Boiled in oil
  • Sloth: Thrown into a snake pit

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Differences Between Male and Female Brains

A simple enough question: 'Let's have a drink'.  However, we see a
huge difference in response from men and women.  Firstly, note the much
greater brain activity in the female, secondly note how focused the male is.

Let's have a drink

Funny Differences between men and women's brains

Let's have a drink - then go to bed

Funny Differences between men and women's brains

Beer Test

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't
drive. -- No further testing is planned.

Political correctness had developed a momentum all it own.  My greater concern is bullying, I am
against all forms of bullying both at work and in school.  However, I do believe that areas, which are considered politically incorrect, can still be used for a joke - and this page is one of them!

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Summer Classes for Women at Your Local Adult Learning Centre

Hilarious, Funny, Insulting and Male-Organised Courses for Women

Note that due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject area,
class sizes will be limited to 5 women.

Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and
Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm

Class 2: Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet
Seat Down, or Moaning About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Waitrose Without
Stopping? - Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 pm for 2 hours.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a
Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 pm for 3 weeks.

Class 5: Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into
The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning At 7:00 pm

Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be
Quiet During the Programme

Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday
7:00 pm

Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds
of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 pm, 2 hours.

Class 8: I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life

Tuesdays at 6:00 pm. Location to be determined.

Class 9: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes
Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 10: Learning to Live: How to Apply Brakes Without
Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .

Tuesdays at 7:00 pm. Location to be determined

Class 11: How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm.
Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the

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