- The Female Brain
- The Male Brain
- Woman as explained by a chemical engineer
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More Funny Differences Between Male and Female Brains
Punishments for Committing a Deadly Sin:
- Pride: Broken on the wheel
- Envy: Put in freezing water
- Anger: Torn Limb from Limb
- Lust: Roasted in fire and brimstone
- Gluttony: Force-fed rats and toads
- Avarice: Boiled in oil
- Sloth: Thrown into a snake pit
Beer TestYesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned. Political correctness had developed a momentum all it own. My greater concern is bullying, I am against all forms of bullying both at work and in school. However, I do believe that areas, which are considered politically incorrect, can still be used for a joke - and this page is one of them!
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Summer Classes for Women at Your Local Adult Learning CentreHilarious, Funny, Insulting and Male-Organised Courses for Women Note that due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject area, class sizes will be limited to 5 women. Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm Class 2: Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Moaning About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Waitrose Without Stopping? - Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 pm for 2 hours. Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 pm for 3 weeks. Class 5: Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 pm Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 pm Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 pm, 2 hours. Class 8: I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 pm. Location to be determined. Class 9: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 10: Learning to Live: How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 pm. Location to be determined Class 11: How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm. Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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