- Real Questions to the Turkey Cooking Hotline
- A Curious Thanksgiving Story
- November Thanksgiving Traditional Supper
- Classic Thanks Giving Meal
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∇Real Questions to the Turkey Cooking Hotline
- Should I carve my turkey with a 16in Redmax or should I get out my Stihl Electric Chain Saw?
- Is it OK to baste my turkey with engine oil?
- Should I leave the giblets in their plastic bag during cooking?
Six Legged Turkey
An industrious turkey farmer
was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
The farmer even tried breeding turkeys with other animals. After many
frustrating attempts, the farmer related to his friend Zeb the results of
his latest experiment, which involved introducing octopus genes into a
turkey.
'Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has
six legs!' Said the farmer. Zeb could not resist enquiring, 'how
did the turkey meat taste?'.
'I don't
know, 'said
the farmer, 'I haven't caught the bird yet!'
A Curious Thanksgiving Story
The minister of the church was giving a Thanksgiving service. A ragged man in the audience asked, 'What is there to be thankful for?' Surprised, the minister replied, 'What is your name, sir?' 'Cause,' was the reply. 'Well Cause, you could be thankful for your healthy body...' 'I'm blind and I have lung cancer.' '..or your family...' 'I don't have a family.' '...or your home...' 'I don't have a home.' "Well, then,' retorted the preacher, I guess you're a lost Cause!'November Thanksgiving Traditional Supper
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to
be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is
way too often. Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving Trick
Emma's grandmother was coming to visit her mother and father for Thanksgiving. The day arrived and grandmother arrived at the front door, was invited in and brought into the living room where the rest of the family was chatting before the the Thanksgiving . "I sure am happy to see you," Emma said to the grandmother. "Why, thank you, Emma," the grandmother replied. Emma added, "Now maybe Daddy will do that trick he was talking about." Bewildered, the grandmother asked, "What trick?" The father leaned forward, interested. Emma answered, "I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the wall if you came to visit!"Classic Thanks Giving Meal
Dog and Cat - Unlikely Friends at Thanksgiving
Cat and Mouse
Another pair of mortal enemies, best of friends at Thanksgiving
