Here we have the husband at his gentleman’s
club.  The wife phones, she is obviously out shopping somewhere.  Surprisingly, he is happy for her to buy a leather coat. And
there is more…

Incidentally, an interesting feature of this video clip is that
both men and women can laugh at the outcome.

1) Husband dressing after a game at his club

Husband encourages wife to shop - funny phone call

The phone rings and the husband takes the call.

2) The phone conversation continues…

Husband encourages wife to shop

The husband must have had an excellent game, because he not only agrees to her buying a new Mercedes, but helps her negotiate for the extras.

3) Can you guess what he is saying to the other men?

Wife shopping for house

Could he be saying?  What’s your wife doing today?
Do you know
any good Mercedes car dealerships?
Check out the video, and see why this
phone clip is one of the cleverest, funniest clips we have seen in a while.

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This one of our best video clips – the funny phone call.

Golf Club Phone Call Summary

Several men are in the locker room of the golf club. A mobile phone on
the bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re
asking $580,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $550,000. They’ll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra thirty thousand if it’s what you really

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

The Half Hour Phone Call

A father was sitting on the couch reading the newspaper one evening when
the phone rang. His teenage daughter picked it up. Since she continued the
conversation, he assumed the call was for her. A half hour later she said
goodbye and hung up.

“Wow! That was fast!” the father commented. “You usually talk for about
two hours.”

The daughter replied, “It was a wrong number.”

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