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Only in Texas do they use the car wash for their prize cattle.
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My niece, Lucy, was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening
up in her neighbourhood.
'How convenient,' she said. 'I will be able to walk to it.'
Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is Italian? The one on the
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This amusing and rather worrying story was reported in the Huddersfield Daily Examiner and on BBC Radio 5 Live. for those of us who use car washes: BE WARNED.
A safety expert is
demanding action after his car was damaged in a car wash. Richard Wrigley watched in disbelief as the boot of his red Jaguar got caught up in the mechanism of the drying machine at the car wash at Sainsbury's
Shore Head supermarket.
'I looked in the rear view mirror to see this red thing and realised it was the boot of the car, 'he said.'
The drying equipment had lifted the boot until it would go no further and
crumpled it. I got out and left the driver's
door open. I was looking for a stop button. The next thing I saw was my car door opening further. I tried to move the car forward, but the drier pushed the door open
until it was at right angles to the car body.'
He added, 'There was no way of stopping the machine and there are no safety instructions for drivers. Someone could have been badly injured. The machine didn't
stop when it came into contact with the car boot, it just carried on its way.'
Mr Wrigley, speaking on the radio, remarked that the latest quote to repair his door and boot was some £3000. He added, also,
that his children who were with him in the car when this happened apparently thoroughly '
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