Four Cats Story

The Four Cats!Four cats - Will and Guy's Jokes

T-Square, Spreadsheet, Measure and Coffee Break Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.  The first man was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.Four cats - Will and Guy's humour But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and saidFour cats - Will and Guy's humour 'Measure, do your stuff.' Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8oz. without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?' The Government Employee called his cat Coffee Break and said 'do your stuff.' Four Cats Coffee Break jumped to his feet... He drank the milk ate the cookies, and then beat up the other three cats.  Later he claimed he injured his back while doing so, so he filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. Postscript No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets. Edward Abbey

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Return of the Four Cats

Here is a sequel to the 'Four Cats', the twist is that you provide most of the narrative.  Imagine what is happening, and what the cats will do next. We named the four cats, Smokey, Tabby, Ginger and Sinbad. Cats Four Window In our version of the above, the four cats spent so much time quarrelling that the pigeons were alerted and flew away.  However, that was not the end of the story, 'Tabby' went hunting on his own.

Tabby tries new tactic

Cat catches pigeon

Another chapter in the cat story - Smokey goes under cover

Cat catches pigeon

Cats story continues at sea

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