Funny Doctor Jokes

Golf Jokes for MobiGoHilario is in the Chelsea squad in the English premiership.Australia once had a goalkeeper called Norman Conquest.Harry Daft won five England caps. Of current players, The Seychelles, Johnny Moustache has
yet to hit the big time.Midfielder Frank Awanka remains unknown outside Luxembourg. [Good thing too, say Will and Guy]Apparently Wagner, Mozart and Bismarck all played in Germany recently.Segar Bastard played
for England and later became a referee. [There is no truth in the rumour that his name is regularly chanted at football matches in Britain.]Roberto López Ufarte, born in Morocco and played in La Liga, Spain,
tends to raise a smile.Martyn Booty played for Reading.Rafael Felipe Scheidt, once of Celtic [cost £4.9 million in 1999] and of whom a fellow professional said, The guy couldnae trap a bag of cement.Nicky
Butt played for England, Manchester United and Newcastle United.Lionel Prat played for Le Havre AC and had a trial for Aberdeen.Dean Windass: Hull City, Bradford City, Oxford and Middlesbrough always raised a


Active socially: Drinks heavily.

  • A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.

  • Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.

  • Active socially: Drinks heavily.

  • Alert to company developments: An office gossip.

  • Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.

  • Average: Not too bright.

  • Bridge builder: Likes to compromise.

  • Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law.

  • Charismatic: No interest in any opinion but his own.

  • Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

  • Conscientious and careful: Scared.

  • Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.

  • Consults with supervisor often: Very annoying.

  • Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.

  • Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.

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