Clean Doctor Jokes

Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

Here are a selection of strange but true stories from people filling in their

True insurance claims.

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.