Reported as Argentina?
An Ipswich van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Norwich City fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous green and yellow colours. He would swerve to hit them, there would be a loud ' thud' and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, 'Where are you going, Father?' I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road' replied the priest. 'No problem Father! I'll give you a lift! climb in!' The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Norwich fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the Norwich fan. However even though he was certain he missed the Norwich fan, he still heard a loud ' thud' . Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said, 'I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Norwich fan, ' That's okay' replied the priest. 'I got him with the door!' A variety of good, clean and free football (soccer) jokes. Funny sportsman's nicknames. Amusing short stories. Anecdotes and tales about football. Will and Guy hope that you share our joy of sporting funnies.