Will’s Top 10 Quotes

  1. I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the
    understanding which bringeth peace. – Helen Keller
  2. People seldom do what they believe in, they do what is
    convenient, and then repent. – Bob Dylan
  3. Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver. – William James
  4. He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. – The Koran
  5. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. – Jimi Hendrix
  6. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me, I
    may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. – Unknown, but
    often attributed to Albert Camus
  7. The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold
    them in the right scale of values. – Norman Thomas
  8. Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who’ll get
    the blame. – Bertrand Russell
  9. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and
    I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein
  10. I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx

Guy’s Top 10 Qoutes

  1. Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog
    it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx
  2. Coffee isn’t my cup of tea. – Samuel Goldwyn
  3. I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep
    the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
  4. I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly
    mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.
    What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do
    they know who your dentist is? – Paul Merton
  5. At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look
    at the obituaries page and if I’m not there I carry on as usual. –
    Patrick Moore
  6. Operator! Give me the number for 911. – Homer Simpson
  7. I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re
    twenty minutes. – Oscar Wilde
  8. Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning? – George
    W Bush
  9. I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My
    neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be
    enough.’ – Les Dawson
  10. My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
    – Paul Getty

Famous Sayings – Quotes from Famous Authors

Here is a list of witty and funny quotes.  I truly believe that amongst these famous sayings there is a
maxim or a proverb for any every occasion.

The authors of these
quotations is often a surprise,
for example:

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Bill Gates

Witty Life Qoutes

Author

The past does not equal the future

Anthony Robbins

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs

Henry Ford

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

Bill Gates

640K ought to be enough for anybody

Bill Gates

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.

Swedish proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge…

Albert Einstein (1879 – 1955)

There are only two ways to live your life.  One is as though nothing is a miracle.  The other is as if everything is

Albert Einstein

Don’t
find fault – find a remedy

Henry Ford

It is far better to know our own weaknesses and failures than to point out those of others

Nehru

Flaming enthusiasm, backed by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success

Dale Carnegie

I like thinking big. If you’re going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.

Donald Trump

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to
turn both to their advantage.

Victor Kiam – Remmington

In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you

Victor Kiam

You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception.

Victor Kiam

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers

IBM 1943

There are only two types of users, those who have lost data, OR those who are going to lose data

Anonymous

There is no such thing as failure – only results

Anonymous

Ask the experienced rather than the learned

Anonymous

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

Anonymous

I don’t
have a solution, but I admire the problem

Anonymous

Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Anonymous

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.

Anonymous

Prevention is better than cure

Anonymous

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