
Question on the Butterball Turkey Cooking Hotline Should I carve my turkey with a 16in Redmax or should I get out my
Stihl Electric Chain Saw?
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Joan D. Vinge says: In the land of the blind, the one-eyed
man is stoned to death.
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Asked to write a composition entitled, 'What I'm thankful for on
Thanksgiving,' one student wrote,
'I am grateful that I'm not a turkey.'
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turkey picturesFour Legged Turkey
Amos, a hardworking turkey farmer
was experimenting with breeding turkey which would fetch more money.
Market research indicated that the turkey legs fetched the most money. After
countless fruitless generations of turkeys, Amos finally cracked the
genetic code, and created a batch of four legged turkeys. Just before
Thanksgiving Amos shared his success with his family. 'I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has
four legs!' Said Amos. 'What does it taste like?', asked Aunty Mary. 'I don't
know yet, 'said
Amos, 'I haven't caught one yet'Let the Turkey Hang?
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita RudnerMore Funny Turkey Pictures
Turkey Rights? 
Talking Turkey A woman called 1-800-322-4349 to find out how long it would take to roast
her Thanksgiving turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how
much the bird weighed. The woman responded, 'How do I know, it's still running around outside.'
See more funny pictures of
turkeysDid You Know?
Turkeys can have heart attacks. Groups of turkeys, sometimes known as a rafter of turkeys would drop dead when the Air Force was conducting test runs and breaking the sound barrier nearby.
- Apparently turkeys can drown if they look up when it is raining.
- Excessive turkey breeding has caused turkey breasts to grow so enormous that the turkeys sometimes fall over.
- The Pilgrim Fathers would not eat lobster because they thought it was a giant insect.