Funny Windows 7 Error codes | Computer Jokes

Will and Guy's Computer Jokes - Error Codes for Windows 7

Recently our friend 'Mad' Mick uncovered these Windows 7 error codes when he intercepted an
internal Microsoft memo:

Windows 7: 001
Windows 7 loaded - Warning your computer is now in danger

Windows 7:
002 No Error - Check again in 20 seconds

Windows 7: 003
This will end your Windows session.  Do you want to play another game?

Windows 7: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (just testing)

Windows 7:
005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

Windows 7: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch - phone Kevlar

Windows 7: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

Windows 7: 008 Broken window.
Path not found -
phone Glazier

Windows 7: 009 Horrible bug encountered - Press F15 for more help

Windows 7: 00A Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

Windows 7: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at
least 80GB

Windows 7: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!

Windows 7: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside

Windows 7: 00E Unexplained error - Please tell us how this
happened

Windows 7: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

Windows 7: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?

Windows 7: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

Windows 7:
018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.

Windows 7: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

Windows 7: 01A Operating
system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

Windows 7: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

Windows 7: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

Windows 7: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

Windows 7: 012 Virus error - A virus
has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will be closed automatically and the virus will be reactivated.

Windows 7: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And
wait. And wait.

Windows 7: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

Windows 7: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.

Windows 7: 078 Mouse not found - A mouse
driver has not been installed.  Please click the left mouse button to continue.

Windows 7: 107 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.  Next error will not be displayed or recorded.

Windows 7: 674 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

Windows 7: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

Windows 7: 814 Insufficient Memory - Only 1,000 Gigawatts available

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Microsoft Opens a Funny New Restaurant

Customer: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your support staff. May I please have your telephone number, and address? Your visit may be monitored for training purposes. Now, please tell me
your problem.
Customer: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Please exit the restaurant and re-enter through the front entrance. Is the fly still there?
Customer: Yes, the fly is still in my soup

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the spoon. Try ladling with the other hand
Customer: Whichever hand I use to spoon the soup, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible
with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Customer: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: It looks like a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Customer: Your colleague brought the bowl on a saucer;
what has that to do with the fly in my soup?

Waiter: What was the last thing you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you
considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day?

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every 10 minutes.
Customer: Well, what is the Soup
of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is mushroom.
Customer: OK , I'll try the mushroom soup

Waiter: Here is your soup of the day.
Customer: This is celery soup.

Waiter: Yes,
the mushroom soup is still in beta testing.

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