Will and Guy's Computer Jokes - Error Codes for Windows 7Recently our friend 'Mad' Mick uncovered these Windows 7 error codes when he intercepted an internal Microsoft memo:
Windows 7: 001 Windows 7 loaded - Warning your computer is now in danger
Windows 7: 002 No Error - Check again in 20 seconds
Windows 7: 003 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows 7: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (just testing)
Windows 7: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
Windows 7: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch - phone Kevlar
Windows 7: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
Windows 7: 008 Broken window. Path not found - phone Glazier
Windows 7: 009 Horrible bug encountered - Press F15 for more help
Windows 7: 00A Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
Windows 7: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 80GB
Windows 7: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
Windows 7: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
Windows 7: 00E Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
Windows 7: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
Windows 7: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
Windows 7: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
Windows 7: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
Windows 7: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
Windows 7: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
Windows 7: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
Windows 7: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
Windows 7: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
Windows 7: 012 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will be closed automatically and the virus will be reactivated.
Windows 7: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
Windows 7: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
Windows 7: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
Windows 7: 078 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
Windows 7: 107 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded.
Windows 7: 674 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
Windows 7: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
Windows 7: 814 Insufficient Memory - Only 1,000 Gigawatts available
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