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Jackson's American Uncle

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap, The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years. Here is a page of our free, clean funny Jackson jokes.  No doubt you have seen some ' Women Jokes' , also ' Men Jokes' even ' Irish Jokes, well, Will and Guy have a new genre of jokes - Jackson Jokes.  Truly, this site is the origin of ' Jackson Jokes' , simply because we know the Jackson in ' Jackson's Jokes.  We love his funny short stories and share them with you. I have forgotten whether I told you where the Jackson name originated? A pub, which will remain unpublished regards the site, in Pompey [it is ' The American Bar' in the camber Old Portsmouth] had a manager who called all his punters: 'Jackson' . When anyone argued with him that their name was say - Will - he would disagree and say, 'No, your name is Jackson.' Silly really but several of us now refer to each other as Jackson. Mind you, Russell IS the original Jackson. Sometimes he's ' lorry-driver' Jackson, for example, or decorator Jackson; or minder Jackson; our friend who works for Lloyds TSB is Banker Jackson or when in Spain, on holiday he was El banco Jackson; he comes from Cornwall and is sometimes Pasty Jackson and so on.........................I have been in turn: Gin-swilling Jackson; Website Jackson; Knowall Jackson was a favourite of mine.................................etc

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