Jokes and humour are particularly susceptible to mood change. It cuts both ways, if you are in a good mood then certain jokes make you laugh. Also, if you read one of these jokes they can
bring a smile to your face, thus put you in a good mood.
The good news is that with our selection, you are bound to find one joke to suit your present mood. Return tomorrow, and I
will guarantee that you will prefer a different joke.
Here are a selection of Will and Guy's
free, clean jokes.
Contents
Have a Laugh
- Academic Jargon - Cut through to the real meaning.
- Amazing Facts - Information you did not know existed.
- Assorted Jokes - Short jokes and one liners
- Bus Driver and Drunk - True story
- Courtroom Stories - True sayings from lawyers.
- Employee Evaluations - The real genuine information.
- Irish Humour - The Irish have a different slant on life.
- Little Old Lady -
Sees off robber - Maturity - Really?
- Parrot and the Thieft - Watch out for the dog.
- Thanksgiving Jokes - What are those turkeys doing?
Sample Jokes - Honeymoon Joke
When visiting my wife's
home country of England on our honeymoon, we arrived at London's
Heathrow Airport. Geraldine headed for the British passport entry queue while I, an Australian, waited in the '
foreigners'
queue. When my turn came, the Immigration official asked me the purpose of my visit.'
Pleasure, 'I replied.'
I'm on my honeymoon.'
The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other.'
That's
very interesting, sir, 'he said as he stamped my passport.'
Most men bring their wives with them.'
The Irish Arrive - Classic Joke Genre
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was homesick.
'
No, 'replied the Irishman.'
It's
worse, I have I've lost all me luggage.'
'
That's
terrible, how
did that happen?'
'
The cork fell out of me bottle'
Three Classic One-line Jokes
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Manufacturer's
Notices - A good source of laughs.
On Boot's
Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'
.
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'
.
Jokes. On the site, we have over 500 jokes, one-liners and witticisms. The joke section is the quickest growing area of Will and Guy's
humour. Your idea of a funny joke may not match ours,
however Will and Guy have each picked a list of top ten jokes.
Good, clean, free jokes. One-liners, short funny jokes. Have a laugh, enjoy a chuckle, bring a smile to your face. Will and Guy hope that you share our sense
of humour (or humor).