‘A day without laugher is a day wasted’.  Charlie Chaplin.

Will and Guy have each selected their favourite jokes.  In addition, we have jokes for each day of the week.  Within
each joke section, we have a mixture of one-liners, stories and witty sayings.

This is Will and Guy’s
guarantee: Whatever your mood, sooner or later you will find a joke that will make you laugh or at least chuckle aloud.  Our advice
is to keep returning as each week we add another dozen or so jokes.  Incidentally, we also have sections for funny pictures and urban myths.

Think of this page as a sitemap for our free, clean, yet funny jokes.

     Will’s Top 10 Jokes

  1. Funny Real
  2. School Excuse Notes
  3. Real Notes Sent to Milkmen
  4. Tommy Cooper Jokes
  5. Will’s Drinking Philosophy
  6. Video of Running Machine
  7. True Story Smithsonian Exhibit
  8. Oscar Wilde
  9. True Newspaper Stories
  10. Humour from the Small Ads

Football Jokes)

   Guy’s Top 10 Jokes

  1. Witticisms
  2. Courtroom Stories
  3. Uncle Jack’s Suit
  4. School Boy Howlers
  5. Doctor’s Notes
  6. Brighter Side of Life
  7. Lawyer’s Jokes
  8. Gassed Budgies
  9. Fifteen Things to Know
  10. Welsh Films

         (Also Site Home)

Other Popular Sections Include

  • Comedians – Tommy Cooper, Ronnie Barker, Stephen Wright, Spike Milligan and Oscar Wilde
  • Computers – Jokes and Funny Pictures
  • Sport – Golf, Cricket, and Rugby
  • Sport – Football (Soccer)
  • St Patrick’s Day – Irish Jokes
  • Stories –
    Strange But True
  • Weekly Jokes – Monday to Sunday

Van Gogh

I went down the pub last night and ran into Vincent Van Gogh at the bar.

‘Hi Vince, how are you?  ‘I’m fine thanks. You OK?

‘Can’t complain. Vincent, can I get you a drink?’

‘No thanks – I’ve got one ‘ere!’

Assorted Jokes from our humour pages

True Courtroom Exchanges

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Assorted Jokes from our humour pages

  • When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.

The American and the Welsh Farmers

An American
farmer was on holiday in Wales.  He could not resist exploring the hill farms north of Aberystwyth.  At lunch time he dropped into a pub and fell into easy conversation with a Welsh farmer.

‘How big is your spread?’
, asked the American. ‘Well look you, it’s
about 20 acres he said’
.  Only 20 acres the American responded, back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse and ride
all day, when I return at supper time, I’ll be lucky to cover half my farm’. ‘Dew dew’
, said the Welshman, ‘I once had horse like that, but sent him to the knackers yard.’


  1. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  2. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  3. I intend to live forever – so far so good.

Joke of the Month

Our latest project is to add jokes for each month.  This is one way of constantly updating our site with fresh, funny yet clean jokes and pictures.  Months joke

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