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- Uncle Jack's Suit
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- Fifteen Things to Know
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Other Popular Sections Include
- Comedians - Tommy Cooper, Ronnie Barker, Stephen Wright, Spike Milligan and Oscar Wilde
- Computers - Jokes and Funny Pictures
- Sport - Golf, Cricket, and Rugby
- Sport - Football (Soccer)
- St Patrick's Day - Irish Jokes
- Stories - Strange But True
- Weekly Jokes - Monday to Sunday
Van Gogh
I went down the pub last night and ran into Vincent Van Gogh at the bar. 'Hi Vince, how are you? 'I'm fine thanks. You OK? 'Can't complain. Vincent, can I get you a drink?' 'No thanks - I've got one 'ere!'Assorted Jokes from our humour pages
True Courtroom Exchanges Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?Assorted Jokes from our humour pages
- When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered in a trap.
The American and the Welsh Farmers
An American farmer was on holiday in Wales. He could not resist exploring the hill farms north of Aberystwyth. At lunch time he dropped into a pub and fell into easy conversation with a Welsh farmer. 'How big is your spread?' , asked the American. 'Well look you, it's about 20 acres he said' . Only 20 acres the American responded, back in Texas I can get up at sunrise, saddle my horse and ride all day, when I return at supper time, I'll be lucky to cover half my farm'. 'Dew dew' , said the Welshman, 'I once had horse like that, but sent him to the knackers yard.'One-Liners
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- I intend to live forever - so far so good.