Funny Football Pictures

Here is our selection of funny football pictures and amusing articles, and
stupid footballer's remarks.



Not Wear Football Boots on the Pitch!funny football pictures - Do not wear football boots on the pitch

They must have know that the Colombian team was in town!

Most international footballers get new boots every game but not the
Columbians.  The Colombian football team, who have not qualified for the World Cup but play Germany in a friendly, had to cancel their
training session Wednesday because they had no boots.

The South Americans arrived earlier in the day from Poland where they
beat the Polish side.  The players' boots somehow went walkabout
between the two destinations.

Wurst Boots Ever?  - Funny Football Boots

Wurst boots for World cup - English Sausage

Better Than Nothing!

Soccer in flippers

Underwater Ice HockeyUnderwater Ice Hockey

The first ever World Cup in the new extreme sport of underwater ice hockey has been staged in the frozen lake of Weissensee [White Sea lake] in Austria over the last weekend in February.

Eight international teams from Austria, the Czech Republic, Finland, Germany, the Netherlands, Poland, Slovakia and Slovenia, competed under 30 centimetres [12 inches] of ice in 2-degree Celsius [35 degrees
Fahrenheit] water and without oxygen tanks.

The players, wore wetsuits, masks and flippers, chased a Styrofoam puck around a "rink" six metres wide and eight metres long, having to resurface every 30 seconds for air through special holes drilled in the

In the final on Sunday, Finland defeated Austria to finish first, while Slovakia was placed third.

Weather Stone

Here we have trusty technology from the past:

Crowds for The
Big Match

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Funny Football Picture - Nicu wrote in to say he thinks this photo was
taken in Romania, because Asigurari means insurance in Romanian.

Stupid Football Remarks

And now an International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman

Real possession football, this.  And Zico's
lost it.
John Helm

52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000.
Byron Butler

I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal's
all time great players. A lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves

That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks

Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning.
David Coleman

He hit the post, and after the
game people will say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves

At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.
Don Howe

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Funny Football Picture

I wish that our goal keeper had this long!

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