Doctor Jokes and Stories

Inter Mediate

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December twenty fifth.

Q: What year?
A: Every year.


Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that You've forgotten?


Q:
How old is your son-the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't
remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.


Q: What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that Thursday?
A: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.