Doctor Jokes and Stories

Inter Mediate

Q: What is your date of birth? A: December twenty fifth. Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that You've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son-the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that Thursday? A: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.