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A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his

colleagues asked him how it had been. 'Oh, it was very disappointing,' he
said.  'I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in
the hospital.'


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  • The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care
    three times a week.
  • A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like
    Bo Derek.  He gave her a lobotomy.  Joan Rivers
  • The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed
    to the paediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
  • The patient had
    waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
  • My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.  Ronnie
  • After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life
    isn't for everyone'. - Larry Brown.
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Nurse: 'Doctor, Doctor the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step.
What should I do?'

Doctor: 'Turn him around so it looks like he was just

Beware of Your Doctor Uttering These Phrases During SurgeryFunny Doctor Quotes

  1. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
  2. Better
    save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  3. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  5. ...and could you stop that thing from beating; it's
    throwing my concentration off
  6. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
  7. Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint.  However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.
  8. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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Doctor Humour - Keep Taking The Pills?

One morning, Arnie went to see
his doctor and told him that he hadn't
been feeling at all well. The doctor examined Arnie, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills.

Looking at Arnie he says, 'Take the green pill
with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.'

Startled to be
put on so much medicine, the man stammered, 'L...........L.......L.........Lummee, Doc, exactly what is my problem?'

The doctor replied, 'Arnie, you're not drinking enough water.'

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medicine, but only about 30,000 qualified doctors.

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