1) Phone Gaffe This emergency telephone can be found at Holkham Beach in Norfolk, England 2) Game Show Gaffes UNIVERSITY CHALLENGEBamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi’sfirst name?Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?THE WEAKEST LINKAnne Robinson: In traffic, what ‘J’is where two roads meet?Contestant: Jool carriageway.Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?Contestant: Bombay.Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly …
Will and Guy’s collection of women, marriage, wedding and relationship jokes and associated funny pictures. Clean Women Jokes and Stories Clean Women Jokes –> StartMarriage Jokes and One-liners Marriage MathsMother-in-law JokesRelationship YarnsWedding JokesWoman Should KnowWomen’s Golf Jokes(Clean Men Jokes) Funny Woman Videos, Amusing PowerPoint Presentations What’s a Kiss? A kiss can be a comma, …
We aim to amuse you. We strive to startle, but not to shock. We try to tickle your fancy, yet not to offend. For this purpose we have collected whole website of funny clean jokes. This page is just a sample of the wide range of the humour that Will and Guy offer. Drop DeadFive …
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Will and Guy have three sections of one-liners suitable for a stand-up comic. We can imagine Tommy Cooper cracking these jokes: The very best clean one-liners I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can …
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby Bigamist PlumberHenri Darque – MagicianMark Ashby – SchoolboyJoan Slote – CyclistFood, Family and PhilosophyAnonymous AccountantBest of the Best Heroic Failures Bigamist Plumber A plumber sent to prison on a driving charge had pleaded with Walton-on-Thames …
Department for Transport InitiativePeep your horn and get a ticketAttention ALL Men !!! Department for Transport Initiative Because of the poor quality of driving in theEngland, the Department for Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving. There …
You could only find jokes more cheesy than these if you worked at a cheese factory We Serve YOU ‘Do you serve lobsters?’ ‘We serve anybody, sir.’ Question and Answer Session Q. How’s your job at the clock company? A. Only time will tell. Q. How’s your job at the banana company? A. I keep …
Did you know?Did you know that….Did you know this…. Did you know? The first couple to be shown in bed togetheron prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.Coca-Cola was originally green.Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.Mencan read smaller print than women; women …
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. Nicholas Butler Here are samples of our clean jokes and one-liners for May Experts found that people were more happy on May 18 than any other day of the year. The reason is because it is spring, …
