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April 23rd St George’s Day History Despite the legend of Saint George slaying a dragon, St George was a real person.  Historical records show that his father was a career soldier in the Roman army, while his mother was from Lydda (Lod) Israel.  What is strange is that Saint George never actually set foot in …

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Gaffes

1) Phone Gaffe This emergency telephone can be found at Holkham Beach in Norfolk, England 2) Game Show Gaffes UNIVERSITY CHALLENGEBamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi’sfirst name?Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?THE WEAKEST LINKAnne Robinson: In traffic, what ‘J’is where two roads meet?Contestant: Jool carriageway.Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?Contestant: Bombay.Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly …

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Clean Women Jokes and Funny Pictures

Will and Guy’s collection of women, marriage, wedding and relationship jokes and associated funny pictures. Clean Women Jokes and Stories Clean Women Jokes –> StartMarriage Jokes and One-liners Marriage MathsMother-in-law JokesRelationship YarnsWedding JokesWoman Should KnowWomen’s Golf Jokes(Clean Men Jokes)   Funny Woman Videos, Amusing PowerPoint Presentations What’s a Kiss? A kiss can be a comma, …

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Clean Jokes

We aim to amuse you.  We strive to startle, but not to shock. We try to tickle your fancy, yet not to offend.  For this purpose we have collected whole website of funny clean jokes.  This page is just a sample of the wide range of the humour that Will and Guy offer. Drop DeadFive …

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People Say the Strangest Things

These phraseswere culled from the small ad columns of local newspapers in the UK and the USA.  Hidden message, when you think You’ve finished with your paper, check the small ads. Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.We will oil your sewing machine andadjust tension in your home for $10.00.Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, …

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Clean Irish sausage joke

Can I Have Some Irish Sausages Please? I used to be scared of all types of sausage. Now I just fear the wurst. Irish Sausages PleaseSmoked SausageIrish ParkingA Good Reason to Give up SmokingLittle Old Lady   Irish Sausages Please ‘Can I have some Irish sausages please?’Asked Seamus.  I want to make a proper Irish …

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Heroic Failure

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby Bigamist PlumberHenri Darque – MagicianMark Ashby – SchoolboyJoan Slote – CyclistFood, Family and PhilosophyAnonymous AccountantBest of the Best Heroic Failures   Bigamist Plumber A plumber sent to prison on a driving charge had pleaded with Walton-on-Thames …

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Driving Jokes

Department for Transport InitiativePeep your horn and get a ticketAttention ALL Men !!!   Department for Transport Initiative Because of the poor quality of driving in theEngland, the Department for Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving. There …

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Cheesy Jokes

You could only find jokes more cheesy than these if you worked at a cheese factory We Serve YOU ‘Do you serve lobsters?’ ‘We serve anybody, sir.’ Question and Answer Session Q. How’s your job at the clock company? A. Only time will tell. Q. How’s your job at the banana company? A. I keep …

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