April 23rd St George’s Day History Despite the legend of Saint George slaying a dragon, St George was a real person. Historical records show that his father was a career soldier in the Roman army, while his mother was from Lydda (Lod) Israel. What is strange is that Saint George never actually set foot in …
1) Phone Gaffe This emergency telephone can be found at Holkham Beach in Norfolk, England 2) Game Show Gaffes UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi’s first name? Contestant: Goosey, Goosey? THE WEAKEST LINK Anne Robinson: In traffic, what ‘ J’ is where two roads meet? Contestant: Jool carriageway. Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is …
Will and Guy’s collection of women, marriage, wedding and relationship jokes and associated funny pictures. Clean Women Jokes and Stories Clean Women Jokes –> Start Marriage Jokes and One-liners Marriage Maths Mother-in-law Jokes Relationship Yarns Wedding Jokes Woman Should Know Women’s Golf Jokes (Clean Men Jokes) Funny Woman Videos, Amusing PowerPoint Presentations What’s a Kiss? …
We aim to amuse you. We strive to startle, but not to shock. We try to tickle your fancy, yet not to offend. For this purpose we have collected whole website of funny clean jokes. This page is just a sample of the wide range of the humour that Will and Guy offer. Drop Dead …
These phrases were culled from the small ad columns of local newspapers in the UK and the USA. Hidden message, when you think You’ve finished with your paper, check the small ads. Semi-annual after-Christmas sale. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $10.00. Auto repair service. Free pick-up and …
Can I Have Some Irish Sausages Please? I used to be scared of all types of sausage. Now I just fear the wurst. Irish Sausages Please Smoked Sausage Irish Parking A Good Reason to Give up Smoking Little Old Lady Irish Sausages Please ‘Can I have some Irish sausages please?’ Asked Seamus. I want to …
Will and Guy have three sections of one-liners suitable for a stand-up comic. We can imagine Tommy Cooper cracking these jokes: The very best clean one-liners I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’ I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can …
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby Bigamist Plumber Henri Darque – Magician Mark Ashby – Schoolboy Joan Slote – Cyclist Food, Family and Philosophy Anonymous Accountant Best of the Best Heroic Failures Bigamist Plumber A plumber sent to prison on a …
Department for Transport Initiative Peep your horn and get a ticket Attention ALL Men !!! Department for Transport Initiative Because of the poor quality of driving in the England, the Department for Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst …
You could only find jokes more cheesy than these if you worked at a cheese factory We Serve YOU ‘Do you serve lobsters?’ ‘We serve anybody, sir.’ Question and Answer Session Q. How’s your job at the clock company? A. Only time will tell. Q. How’s your job at the banana company? A. I keep …
