You could only find jokes more cheesy than these if you worked at a cheese factory
We Serve YOU
'Do you serve lobsters?'
'We serve anybody, sir.'
Question and Answer Session
Q. How's your job at the clock company?
A. Only time will tell. Q. How's your job at the banana company?
A. I keep slipping up. Q. How's your job on the new highway?
A. I'm so busy I don't know which way to turn. Q.How's your job at the travel agency?
A. I'm going nowhere. Q. How's your job at the swivel chair company?
A. It makes my head spin! Q. How's your job at the lemon juice company?
A. I've had bitter jobs. Q. How's your job at the pie company?
A. It didn't pan out. Q. How's your job at the balloon factory?
A. We can't keep up with inflation. Q. How's your job at the crystal ball company?
A. I'm making a fortune. Q. How's your job at the history book company?
A. There's no future in it. Q. How's your job at the clock company?
A. I'm having second thoughts about it. Q. How's
your job on the farm?
A. Problems keep cropping up. Q. How's your job at the sewing shop?
A. Hanging on by a thread. Q. How's your job at the eye glasses clinic?
A. I have clear job objectives.
Stop Those Hiccups
Roland ran into a bar and shouted a question to the Rita, the barmaid, 'What's the quickest way to stop hiccups?' Rita was holding a damp bar towel in her hand so she smacked him round the face with it. Completely stunned, Roland spluttered, 'What did you do that for?' 'Well, you haven't got hiccups now, have you?' beamed a satisfied Rita. 'It ain't me you Silly Billy', retorted Roland, 'It's my son outside.'
More Cheesy Jokes
Are your relatives in business?'
'Yes - in the iron and steel business'
'Oh, indeed?' 'Yes - my mother irons and my father steals'
Every morning for years, at about 11:30, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the operator summed up nerve enough to ask him why the regularity. 'I'm foreman of the local sawmill,' he explained. 'Every
day I have to blow the whistle at noon so I call you to get the exact time.' The operator giggled, 'That's really funny,' she said. 'All this time we've been setting our clock by your whistle.'
'Confucius he say: Man with one watch always know what time it is - Man with two watches never sure.' Footnote Please send us your cheesy jokes.