Our mission is to amuse you with a wide variety of jokes, amusing anecdotes and thought provoking images. We also aim to surprise, but never shock you.
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
Andre Maurois
Jokes for May – Topics
- Beer on Tap
- Dead Duck
- Did You Know That?
- Driving us Mad
- Goose
- How old is Grandma?
- Losers
- May Day Customs
- Newspaper Headlines
- PolarGriz
- Qantas Pilots
- Quiz – Dates for May
- Snippets for May
- Stories for May
- Sayings that make us think
- Tech Support Calls
- The Clever – Compact Low Emission Vehicle
- Zodiac Signs for May
Psychic
Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac?
He knew in advance what he was going to forget
Eye Test
A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters. On the bottom row were these letters:
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.
‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied – ‘I know the fellow.’
Did you know that
- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
- The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
- Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
- City with the most Rolls Royce’s per capita: Hong Kong
Last May
On Wednesday of the 4 May 2006 at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00am
the time and date will be: 01:02:03 04/05/06.
That won’t ever happen again. If you are American it already happened on April 5th!
Newspaper Headlines
- Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a man!] - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- War Dims Hope for Peace
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Give Microsoft a chance
Customer: ‘I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.’
Tech Support: ‘Tell me what You’ve done.’
Customer: ‘I typed A:SETUP.’
Tech Support: ‘Ma’ am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.’
Customer: ‘It says [PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.
Tech Support: ‘Insert the MS Word setup disk.’ Customer: ‘What?’
Tech Support: ‘Did you buy Microsoft Word?’
Customer: ‘No…’
