Loving Thought for the Day
‘Loving Thought for the day’. To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. – Karen Sunde. At the end of the day, love and compassion will win. – Terry Waite
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Funny Medical Quotes
Will and Guy’s selection of funny medical quotes. The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure. � Voltaire. Beware if your doctor uses these medical phrases: ‘Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.’
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Funny Bush Moments – Bushisms
Funny Bush moments, ‘Bushisms’. We find George W Bush personally likeable and part of that appeal lies in his interpersonal skills, his verbal gaffes and his tendency to jumble words, some of which we offer to our readers.
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Funny Retirement Sayings and Quotes
Funny retirement sayings and quotes. What do gardeners do when they retire? Bob Monkhouse. Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.
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Funny Words of Wisdom
Funny words of wisdom Will and Guy’s collection of wise phrases and sayings. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone – Reba McEntire. In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
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Funny Christmas Quotes
Funny Christmas quotes. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
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Groucho Marx Jokes and Quotes
Groucho Marx quotes. Funny one-liners from his films with the Marx Brothers e.g: ‘I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.’
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Valentine Card Quotes
A collection of clean Valentine card quotes. Love is not blind, it simply enables one to see things that others fail to see. Anonymous
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Valentine Love Quotes and Romantic One-liners
Valentine love quotes and romantic one-liners: ‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof’ – Rosanne Barr. ‘One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.’ Romain Rolland
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Oscar Wilde’s Quotes
Oscar Wilde’s quotes. Wit from Oscar Wilde’s plays. Selection of famous quotations, for example: ‘I have nothing to declare but my genius’.
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Wise Words of Wisdom
Wise words of wisdom. The early worm gets eaten! Wise quotes: Ability will never catch up with the demand for it – Malcolm Forbes. Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish. – Albert Einstein
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A Funny Thought for the Day
Will and Guy’s funny thought for the day. Tip to stay young: Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Tommy Cooper Jokes – Cooperisms
Tommy Cooper Jokes and ‘Cooperisms’. Free clean and funny one-liners and practical jokes from the great man: Tommy Cooper
